Gru's Plan

BEST SONG EVER!!!!

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
how was the fall?
IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND
give us a call!
WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN
we're happy you just dropped in
I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN

Hey, Papyrus, mind your manners.
CAN IT SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER
Excuse my brother he's a bit eccentric
YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC
Call me what you want, I got thick skin
ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND IM FINISHED WITH HIM
WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULEST KIND
To mess with us takes a lot of spine
OOOH..

WE CAN'T RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION
BECAUSE WE MONSTERS HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS
humans betrayed us, and left us burnin'
one day we'll make our way back to the surface
through all your travels your sins will follow
your consequences aren't easy to swallow
WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER? NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW
YOU'VE CUT THIS STORY DOWN TO THE BONE

REALLY SANS?
what
THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PARTNER
Nope
YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS VERY... CLEVER
huh, thanks buddy
YOUR STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND
thanks to the fall
GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT
prepare to brawl...

YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US
or turn all of us to dust
IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL?
or full of love?
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US
test the human with one of your puzzles
BRILLIANT, SANS, THAT WILL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLED
I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI
smells like the creepy pasta's ready!
STOP IT SANS, I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN'
sounds like someone's funny bone's broken!

We can't relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talking to flowers
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story DOWN TO THE BONE

SOMEDAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD
WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HARD?
look, if I'm being honest
my brother ain't nothin' but harmless
i know you and all that you want
you'll get a lot more from sans than a font
the deeper you go, the messier it gets
if i had it my way, you'd already be dead
kidding! if you couldn't tell...
i get so bored, i amuse myself

DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
your all alone
WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW
your kind of boned
IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON
You will know nihilism
DONT MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS
theyre scared of tiny children

YOU'VE COME FAR, BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE
WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE
not so sure you'll get 'em with that
ALAS, I'LL HIT THEM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
(dun-dun-dun)
LEAVE ME ALONE
you know i've got a knack for the trombone!
ONE MORE PUN, AND I'LL BE DONE!
but ain't two skulls better than one?

We can't relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster, now you should know
Youve cut this story, down to the bone

Well, this was fun..

Np!

indeed it was. thank you for singing with me, friend

What the f-

I don't understand a thing....

It's a song