The Five Horsemen of Leftist infiltration of the West (there are more but couldn’t get them to fit)

Leftist ideas are often hidden in bestselling books, so watch out as well for this mark of the beast

Netflix adaptations often erase characters’ traditional whiteness, and also push hookup culture and extramarital sexuality, as embodied in the phrase “Netflix and Chill”

If you are a Patriot who is still a Netflix subscriber, stop shipping your hard-earned cash every month to this fountain of immorality

Goodyear Tires also did something to offend American patriots. I can’t remember what, exactly, as there were so many other Leftist injustices and outrages also occurring during that time.

For now, keep Goodyear on the boycott list, until further notice

Coca-Cola is another once-great American brand that has, sadly, fallen to the Cult of the Woke.

I am currently researching Patriot-friendly soft drink alternatives. Please send any ideas my way, as I haven’t had anything but water and coffee in months

Another incomplete list of companies pushing the Woke Agenda, although this one is more comprehensive, I don’t know when this meme was made and new Leftist corps are being unmasked all the time.

“But Slobama,” you might be asking, “this list amounts to a significant chunk of American commerce! How can I possibly avoid handing over my money to all of these corporations? Plus: I kind of like baseball?”

Astute question, and that’s exactly the point. Leftism has so thoroughly permeated corporate America that it’s become almost impossible to avoid. Wokeism and capitalism: it’s an unholy marriage, just like…

…hold up, my PR team is telling me this content could be demonitized if I continue that train of thought. Anyway. Real patriots know what I was about to say.