Ow

true though it is the most painfull thing

paper cut:

naw the most painfull thing is when the handsanitizer finds a cut that i didint even know existed

dying in lava with full minecraft armor:

no no, not just armor, fully enchanted netherite armor

biting into a bruised, soggy apple that looks plump, juicy and crunchy

But... but netherite floats in lava....

"You are definitely able to swim in lava using netherite armor, however I wouldn't advise it. Netherite armor has the highest protection value in the game as well as blocking 40% of knock back as an added perk. It does not however, make the user immune to fire damage."
-someone trustable enough to be shown in "people also ask" on quora

I mean the armour won't die when you drop it

i forgot to think about that lol

hugs, cuddles, and puppies even!!! oy vey...

ow

Real

RIP… that skin right off

💀💀💀

Da pain

*low-pitched satanic agonic screeching*

*passes out*

painful headache for hours

I Got a LOT of hair

that is true pain

Ouch

chew 5 gum simulate your senses

pure agony

Especially your crotch

My least favorite part of me :(

Oof

what did you get a f**kin paper cut on your head

by cutting

bro I upvoted this when it was in the New section I'm glad it blew up

too bad this comment only has one upvote. I'm the one who upvoted

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

man im dead

thats why i let myself bleed

AUGHHHH

*dies*

Ack, for some reason, I see a screaming skeleton, and a skeleton with a hamlet on. Ugh, my eyes are seeing weird stoof right now…

So true

fr

DO DE DE DO DO