Rp

Zero: Hi.

*waves*

Zero: Wanna know the entire Roblox lore?

Hans: (throws up)

Ok sry

hans: (the smoke goes into your face)

*waves it away clearly annoyed*

hans: (drinks beer)

*takes mask off showing of a bunch of scars* dam this thing gets hot

hans: (dosent care)

So ur German right?

Hans: ja

Could u teach me some

hans: nein...

Y notttt

Hans: vas are du going to do at ze duetschland?

Sry Im kinda struggling to understand u thru that thick accent

hans: HA

Oh shut up *flips him off*

hans: (middle finger in german)

I'm am not cleaning that up

hans: sorry mein friend. ich threw uppen because auf ein cat eareden girl (he rips a piece of his gray pants and cleans up the mess)

Oh that's fine

hans: say... du you know about any cat eareden people?

No

hans: gut gut...

*clearly confused*

hans: (smoke a cigar)

Can u plz not do that by me I don't like the smell

hans: whenn ich was yunger, ich would ask mein vater to stop smoking. he would say "NEIN!!! NOW GO UPSTAIRS NOW!" so nein

Desperado: hi

Th-that completely breaks everything I thought I knew, h-how did u do that

Desperado: i'm a demon

Touche

Desperado: *his knuckles are bleeding*

Holy sh1t u ok?

Desperado: yeah

Ur bleeding

Desperado: it's fine

No, *Pulls out bandages* I'm a massive klutz I always have some

Desperado: thanks

No problem *smiles under mask*

Desperado: *purring*

*shakes head and walks thru the hole in the wall*

Desperado: where are we?

No idea

Desperado: shit

Yea, but hey I can move pretty fast, get on my back and we'll find a town in seconds

Desperado: u-um

Wht u scared?

Desperado: a little

I was being sarcastic

Desperado: i know

*takes out a price of paper and a pencil and starts to draw* So y do u have wings and stuff?

Desperado: yeah

No I wanna know why

Desperado: oh, i'm part demon

Oh that's kinda cool

Desperado: yeah

*continues drawing*

Desperado: can i break the wall

Don't be I won't trip... hopefully

Desperado: i'll just fly

Yes, but can u move at Mach 10?

Desperado: yeah

Here I was thinking I was special

Desperado: and i'm a demon

How do I keep forgetting that

Desperado: *shrugs*

Well cmon *starts running*

Desperado: *flying above them*

Y do u want to

Desperado: i d k

I guess u could try

Desperado: *makes a dent in the wall*

How tf that's like a foot of concrete

Desperado: *hits the same spot again making the dent larger*

*scared yet very interested*

Desperado: *breaks the wall*

Wtf?!

Desperado: what

*waves*

Desperado: whats your name

Yuki

Desperado: i am Desperado

*lays on the floor and pulls out a bag of cookies*

Desperado: *asleep*

?

Desperado: *wakes up* huh?

Wanna cookie

Desperado: no thanks

Suit urself *Pulls mask down showing a multitude of scars*

Desperado: what are those *points to said scars*

My dad was drunk

A joker backstory i see

Yes

Wanna know how I got these scars

Grilled cheese...Obama sandwich

No

Desperado: *angry kitty noises*

Wht?

Desperado: hm?

Y tf did u hiss at me

Desperado: i didn't mean to hiss at you, my brother got into a fight at his school, AGAIN

*chuckles* sounds like fun

Desperado: not really