.

omg ! ! spill the beans

Heaven bout to f**k them up

Nah, milk will

a 3 way fight then

im 16 now step daddy

I'm gonna potty train you

how?

*sets you on a toilet*

step daddy this wont work

Why not

mommy already tried this 4204897302848203698273666920820839 x 10^2309 times.

I'm gonna hypnotise you to know then

mommy already tried that

Why didn't it work

It didn't work bc I messed it up

Then I'll try not to mess it up

tf is goin on-

I'm potty training my step-son

you're his real dad so idk why he calling you that

Oh

Then I'm potty training our son

Oh oki

Ye

cuz i shat in her face

What if I just remove your ability to shit

how?

Magic

then why dont you magically potty train me

Idk

step daddy i shat myself. please change my diaper

Change it yourself

but step daddy this is your job.

Fine

change my diaper ! !

*changes diaper*

*pisses*

AH

sorry step daddy

How old are you son

What the f**k is going on here

potty training session

this is concerning :)

youre next

nahh

Relatable, But a girl asked me and I’m like.. Why… And I remembered we have valentine event at school.

lol ew

And My friends were like, OOOOOO and I’m just there freezing, I don’t even know, then the bell rang and I just ran to lunch… They’re hunting me down

I said no to the person and he looked sad and his friends where like comforting him

HOW DO I SAY NO TO SOMEONE, I DON’T WANT TO HURT THEM LIKE YOU, AAAAAAAAAA… I must run to the bus

You just say "no, but thanks for the offer"

I’m always used to get “no”, Like when I ask you, But I never give up on you… HOW DO I SAY IT TO SOMEONE AND JUST ACT LIKE EVERYTHINGS NORMAL

I JUST SAY NO IG

BUT I WANT YOU MORE EVERYTIME IYOU SAY NO!! WHAT IF THEY HUNT ME DOWN UNTIL THEY SAY YES, THEY KNOW MY FRIENDS