holy trinity

how dare you make the true holy trinity seem dirty

*beats you*

yes daddy~

*gives you another beer*

*sits down on couch and starts watching south park while drinking beer*

*sits on your lap*

get out of here you little shit
go play with your little friends outside

but i want to be with you 🥺

GO OUTSIDE *slaps you across the face*

h-harder !

BOY YOU BEST GET OUTSIDE OR IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS

who are you

YOU WANNA SHIT YOURSELF? YOU WANNA SHIT IN YOUR F**KING DIAPER? *smashes your head against a wall* YOU WANNA WASTE YOUR MOM’S MONEY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T USE THE F**KING TOILET?

*cries*

why are you doing this to me

DO YOU THINK THIS IS AMUSING? ARE YOU HAVING A CHUCKLE? *burns your arm with a cigarette*

im calling my mommy

*smashes your head into a wall multiple times*

*dies*

WAKE UP *revives you with something idfk*
YOU’RE GETTING 10 ACROSS THE ASS

ooh~ harder daddy~

*smashes empty beer bottle over your head*
GET ME ANOTHER BEER

Your old enough to be my grandpa, boomer

dont know how tf

i have been your father figure but now i am ur perfect son 🤗
wheres my dad

Uh hm
idfk

mommy i dont want to be fatherless

Stop calling me mommy-

but mommy

mommy ! !

doctor acula is abusing me