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Is it assault? | Me: “Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into your ememy’s eyes?”; Judge: “Yes, that’s assault”; Me: “I know it’s a salt but is it a crime?”; The judge: | image tagged in listen here you little shit bird,memes,funny,funny memes,science,wait what | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
71,321 views 1135 upvotes Made by Iceu. 1 year ago in fun
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Sodium | YEP THAT DEFFINTLY A WEAPON | image tagged in sodium | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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AND NOW.. NUMBER ONE ON THE TOP ONE HUNDRED MOST DANGEROUS WEAPONS!
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https://i.imgflip.com/7ac8rb.gif
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LOOK I'M SORRY OKAY?!?!?!?! I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR THAT WAS MY DAD IM SORRY
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Waters
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Sonic?
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no....
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may god be with us amen =D
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yo it's Jesse from Breaking Bad
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Gotta love sodium and chlorine, two of the most toxic elements come together to make something humans eat to make stuff taste good
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Ikr
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Yeah science!
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huh?
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well, sodium isn't toxic, but it does combust on contact with air.
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Chlorine on the other hand was once used in gas bombs.
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Water, acctually. There's water in the air it reacts with a little bit
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Just joking around, I accept that you are right, but I have to do this:
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(clears throat)
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I will correct my grammatical errors: You have made a minor spelling mistake, meaning that I win.
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lol I love that meme
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No u lose I win er
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And I did that spelling on purpose
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Lmao yeah
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Wait, your right! Why not extract the sodium and chloride and put it in my sister’s drink?
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mmmm
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chloride*
chlorine is apparently used in pools
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No chlorine is toxic, just not the pool version as much because it's diluted
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..better

🖕
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aw heck naw not da middle finger
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I hate that too
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lol is it a crime?
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haha good joke
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Ty
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thats what i said sodium chloride
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He look like my enemy
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looks like dream ngl
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It's that dude from Jimmy Neutron who doesn't know what Sodium Chloride is.
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ah.
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Lol
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I don't really get what's up with hating dream over what he look like (I'm not a dream Stan I'm just asking)
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he faked his speedruns. Although he did admit it himself atleast but recently he's in some hot water with everything.
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Oh
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Me: “Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into your ememy’s eyes?”; Judge: “Yes, that’s assault”; Me: “I know it’s a salt but is it a crime?”; The judge: