Well, he ain't much dumber
Than a first gen Hummer,
Tried to act cool, like a snowball in summer.
Reached in his pocket and drew his gun,
Made sure it's loaded, and the barrel spun.
Not much to do, not much, so he
Wanted to make it an action film scene.
Gun ettiquete, he didn't know.
He grabbed the trigger and made the thing blow!
Hey now, here at Pawn Stars,
Lots of things on, dis-play.
Here now, something fancy,
But how much will, they pay?
Of the bandit, I told...
They said it ain't worth its weight in gold.
