does this count? it's my sona so I think so???

LOL (though I do in fact have a significant-other, and he is the best thing to ever happen to me) :>

Retro?

Yup :>

yes

Unfortunately yes, Moth, no bitches......YET! Aha!

I have a secret significant other (she my bestie)

i mean i get no women at all, (and i don't even try)

No u uwu

correct

:O

I can be your first

uhh