yayy!!!

No way you replaced tea.

never bring that up again

To be honest, I was a huge fan.

nahhh

nah but if you really have to go then heres a cup

you're grounded

thankfully i have enough lemons to make more

LMAO

cant bc i dumped it out haha

bros a waterfall

why did i expect that

i almost said "bros leaking" but i decided against that

HELP

LMAO

oop

🧍‍♀️

oop

lol

it is

nah

this is a lemonade stand

wrong

lemonade

no

absolutely not

NO

NO DONT BE SORRY OMG

sir

this is a lemonade stand

lol

lmao

i got a game tmrw pray 4 me. inshallah i'll win

And look what I’ve done…
NOW GIB LEMONADE

what do you say?

BRUV WHY ME OF ALL PEOPLE “what do you say?”, YOU GAVE LEMONADE TO OTHER PEOPLE AND THEY DIDN’T SAY PLEASE… GIB ME PINK LEMONADE WOMAN

i am literally telling people that

and no

Hmph Foine…
May I have some pink lemonade mom 🥺

sure

Yay

mhm

*cums up to your stall still very much hungover*

LEMON

whyd you spell "comes up" like that 💀 get away and clean yourself up first

Aw come on Mom I changed clothes

Wait
*sniffs clothes*

Yeah I changed clothes

okay heres a glas then

glas

Glas

glas

GLASS

Aw yeah
*consumes the glass*

Can I get another cup for my housemate

what do you say

I SAID GIVE ME ANOTHER DAMN CUP DEL

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOUNG MAN

WHATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

december 29

october 4th

MY BIRTHDAY ISNT IN JUNE AT LEAST

I GET HALLOWEEN

True…

I GET CHRISTMAS A N D NEW YEAR

I feel like taht is a lot better for a legitimately religious person

YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENTS PROBABLY GET COMBINED

I BET YOU GET CANDY FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

HELL YEAH

ALSO MY BIRTHDAY ISNT EXACTLY HALLOWEEN ANYWAY SO I GET TO HAVE A HALLOWEEN BIRTHDAY AND HALLOWEEN ITSELF SEPERATELY

THE CANDY NO ONE WANTS

SO DO I

I WAS BORN ON A MONDAY

I WAS BORN ON A SATURDAY

SO THAT MAKES ME COOL

HAHAHA

MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR IS A FRIDAY

I was born on a Wednesday

I WAS BORN ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT’S BIRTHDAY

I WAS BORN ON A MONDAY L BOZOZO

do you like vaping?

MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR IS A FRIDAY TOO

Welcome back

I HAD A JEOPARDY EPISODE ON MY BIRTHDAY
https://j-archive.com/showgame.php?game_id=2752

the guatemalan civil war that lasted for 36 years ended on my birthday
https://www.timeanddate.com/on-this-day/december/29

I WAS BORN ON ANDREW JOHNSON'S BIRTHDAY

HE WAS ONE OF OUR WORST PRESIDENTS

TEDDY ROOSEVELT WAS AWESOME

LMAO RIP

BRO STFU I WAS BORN ON A MODAY AS WELL