How stupid can you get

VENOM ISN'T EVEN CLOSE

HE'S A F**KING GO***MN ALIEN

HOW TF DO THEY MANAGE THAT?!

Morons, Hanz. Morons.

Ja

ONG

FR FR HE'S A GOO ALIEN WITH SHARP-ASS TEETH AND A TONGUE THE SIZE OF MY COCK

Bro venoms tongue is actually visible.

Stop the cap 🧢

Bro mine is humongous. So big I made your mother scream last night

Ik this is supposedly a joke but boy is that the most 5th grader thing I’ve heard all day

Yeah, uncle would've been better

Probably

"animals can consent"
"pokemon are gay"
-most of reddit

bruh, venom is not a furry lol

IKR WHAT MAKES HIM A FURRY

it's goofy headcanons

Same

I guess the underpaid mascots at Disney World are furries too then 😟