yeah no adopting ._.

Bro really thinks one of us gonna let a random internet stranger live in our own home

can i please stay with you...

thanks for letting me stay at your house bud
i really appreciate it

no

plssss
i'll clean your room and do the dishes

Bro really thinks I am incapable of doing that

No

i'll be your slave
and i can introduce you to girls, i know tons of them

I already have a girlfriend, so no

damn
once u get her pregnant, tell me and let me name the baby

Bro what

no

no

so you're not coming down or

on my way :D

yahoo

sleepover in the basement

yaaayy

Just pretend you're Ukrainian and go to any random house

thanks for the tip buddy

same

come stay with bombhands with me
hes letting anyone stay at his house

I-

sure!

THANK YOU BROTHER

u welcome sista

im a girl now?💀

thought u was

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My parents are homophobic, I'd love a roommate, but good luck with that