you thought going through a shredding machine would turn you into a starbelly sneech
you thought the amazon rainforest was made by Jeff Bezos
you are probably the type of person to go through a disaster and say "oops"
you probably identify as the entirety of california
you probably the type of person to dial 911 and the first thing you say is "yo this is legit crazy"
you probably counted the the many times you ate concrete because you thought it would train your teeth to be stronger
