Sometimes I question why I type too much..

454 views • 12 upvotes • Made by Wholesome_Danny_ 2 years ago in Role_Play

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[deleted]
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X-247: Excuse me! Sir, this place is off limits!
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*I stare at you and stay quiet*



*but I’m slowly moving towards a door*
[deleted]
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*pulls out a laser rifle*

I said, this. Place. Is. Off. Limits.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*you can see fear set in on my face*



Alright.. you’ll win..
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*gunslinger walks from behind X-247*

G: Yes. We do.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Well.. you’ll win… if you catch me..



*I BOLT off running into the doors and through the science room*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
*gunslinger somehow appears in front of you*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Clearly.. *I get into cover*



*I take a science bottle and ignite it with fire then Throw it and it explodes into a humid green gas filling the whole room*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*you then realize you just trapped yourself and there were antiflammable suits outside the room*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*sigh* 



Dang it…
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*gunslinger and x-247 wearing the suits walk through towards you and pick you up*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
OH F-



*I slide and go right under your legs to continue running*
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*you remember that x-247 was also chasing you with a rifle and you feel a hot hit the edge of your shoulder*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
AGH!
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
X-247: I may be a robot, but I don’t got stormtrooper aim.
KittyLuvsU
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Maryanna: you can't come in here
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Right… 



So.. is he allowed then?



*I point behind you*
KittyLuvsU
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Maryanna: *picks you up* not today
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Agh!



I’m just looking for my dad!
KittyLuvsU
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Maryanna: my dad's dead
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Oh jeez.. sorry to hear that.. 



Is uh.. my dad here?…
KittyLuvsU
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Maryanna: i don't know
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Can I look for him?..



Cause I really don’t wanna do plan b
KittyLuvsU
0 ups, 2y
Maryanna: just stay hidden
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
WD: Hey! Get down from there!
Wholesome_Danny_
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
What if i don’t want to caaaaam 🗿
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
WD: What the- I'm not a Cam, I'm a f**king Worker Drone!
Wholesome_Danny_
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(I know I’m messing with you 😂)

(Let’s start over)



Get down from where?…
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
WD: The window!
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Yeah sorry..



WOOAH- 



*falls and lands safely in trash*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 4 replies
WD: You need to be careful, otherwise you'd be lost in the vortex.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
What vortex?..



*finally opens my eyes*



O_O 



WHERE THE HECK AM I?
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 5 replies
WD: You're in a facility.
Wholesome_Danny_
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I don’t care!! 



I’m gonna find him!!
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: It's a suicide trip, you might not even find him!
Wholesome_Danny_
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Wait I’m in…



*looks at sign*



Oh good I’m in the right place…
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: Why are you here? 

*He slowly draws a Makerov.*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I’m looking for my dad?..
.Cam-Man.
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WD: How old are you?
Wholesome_Danny_
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*runs as fast as I can jump over tables and such*
.Cam-Man.
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*WD fires at you.*
Wholesome_Danny_
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*the bullets hits right next to my head*



AAAA-
.Cam-Man.
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WD: I warned you, and you didn't listen. The vortex might not even take you to the right place!
Wholesome_Danny_
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*I run in and and look around*



*I see a weird looking gun and grab it*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 7 replies
WD: Drop it!
Wholesome_Danny_
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Give me my dad.. or I pull the trigger
.Cam-Man.
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WD: He's been gone too long! He's most likely KIA. Drop the gun!
Wholesome_Danny_
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Well if you take another step I’m gonna find out 



*I click the gun on*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: What's it gonna be?
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: I think you're cracked...
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Hmm..



*points it at me*



How about now?…



Where’s my dad!?
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: Possibly in the rift! But drop the Ray Gun, that's in event of a zombie apocalypse!
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
oh whoops, had it on safety



*click*



*Now the gun glows and makes a ton of different noises*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
*WD shoots your hand, sending the ray gun right next to the vortex.*

WD: Wanna take the cowardly way out? Pick it up.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*points it at myself*



Guess I’ll go meet him then….



*gun clicks*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
{Empty}

*WD starts laughing.*

WD: You really thought we kept it pre-loaded?!? Oh man that is funny!
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
A what??



Zombies aren’t real… right?
.Cam-Man.
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WD: They are, in different realities.
Wholesome_Danny_
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(I need to shoot myself with that thing 😂)



*picks it up while staring at you*
.Cam-Man.
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*WD fires at your hand again, sending it into the vortex.*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
That must be where he is!



*I take off running*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 7 replies
WD: Stop!

*He fires a warning shot.*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*shrug*
.Cam-Man.
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WD: If you truly want to find your dad, go into the vortex.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I’m guessing you were going to grab me?
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
(Nope, the exact opposite, which is how we actually begin the story.)
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Oh..



*stays quiet*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: You wanna kill yourself? Go into the vortex... 

*He is very close to you.*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
O-ok…



*I walk into it*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: What are you doing? You're not actually going in there are you? Are you a f**king masochist?
Wholesome_Danny_
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*slowly*
Wholesome_Danny_
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my dad was the last person I know of that was family and if he’s dead, I don’t wanna be here either
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
WD: Wow, you truly are suicidal.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
OH FRICK-



*I run even faster going through different doors to try and get away*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y
*He proceeds to follow you.*
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
17…
.Cam-Man.
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WD: Was he a Crusader by any chance?
Wholesome_Danny_
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No?..
.Cam-Man.
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WD: Ah. But you should really go. All who go through this vortex are to be marked D.O.A. nobody has ever returned that has gone in there.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Is he.. is he in the vortex?..
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
WD: Find that out on your own...
Wholesome_Danny_
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*I jump in*
.Cam-Man.
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*You get blinded by a flash.*

?????? ???: Yup, this one is going to the news.
Wholesome_Danny_
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
AGH- WHAT THE -
.Cam-Man.
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?????? ???: Hey, read the posts. You're gonna love the photo I got.

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PART 1 OF A PORTAL HOPPING ADVENTURE RP; IT’S A REDO OF A VERY OLD RP I HAD LIKE A YEAR AGO, BUT THERE’S A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT’S MODIFIED THIS TIME, SO IT’S NOT GONNA BE LIKE THE ORIGINAL. DISCLAIMER: MY PORTAL HOPPING ADVENTURE IS GOING TO BE ME GOING TO DIFFERENT MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES. I CAN’T GO ANYWHERE ELSE, SO FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE SPLATOON OC’S… NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO USE THEM, KNOWING THAT I’M GOING TO BE IN THE SPLATOON UNIVERSE FIRST. POV: YOU’RE A SECURITY GUARD AT A SUPER HIGHLY ADVANCED RESEARCH FACILITY AND SEE ME SUCCESSFULLY SNEAK IN THROUGH A WINDOW