"THE CORP IS MOTHER. THE CORP IS FATHER."; "GOVERNMENT WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL OF OUR NEEDS LIKE THEY'RE OUR PARENTS."; "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!"; "BECAUSE WE ARE SAFE AND SECURE WE DON'T NEED FREEDOM AND PRIVACY."; "HUMAN BEINGS ARE A DISEASE. A CANCER OF THIS PLANET."; "THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE TRU-; -WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST STOP! WHY DO YOU TRY TO EMULATE THE EVIL ORGANIZATIONS AND VILLAINS IN FICTIONS?!"; "IF YOU'RE GOING DO THAT THEN TRY WILE COYOTE OR DR. EVIL! AT LEAST THEY ARE ENTERTAINING, FUNNY, AND MOSTLY HARMLESS!"
