No matter how hard you try, no matter what galaxy you visit or how far you travel. Even if you explore the entirety of the universe, with a face like that. You will never obtain a single bitch.
Bro shat in the flowers and said he was giving them fertilizer
Bro peed in the vegetable garden and said he was watering the plants
Bro is so ugly that when he looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion advised."
Bro needs to wear a censor bar when going to Disney Land to not scare the babies.
Bro is so ugly that even the plastic surgeons said he has no hope
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1 up, 2y
Who am i roasting? All i see is a giant brainless eggplant with a banana looking thing.