Dark Alleyway

Selina: wha-...where am I? *sits up and flinches because of her bruises* did someone put me in here?

*There's a small RV with a sign saying "WE BUY TRASH" on it.*

Selian: huh, maybe they'll buy me *laughs sarcastically*

*You notice a stick. Will you pick it up?*

Selina: what, am I going to whack someone with it? *picks it up anyways* I wonder if there's any straps or anything around so I can strap the box to my back

*There's trash. Maybe try picking it up with your stick?*

Selina: why not? *places the trash in the box* not bad! at this rate I'll be able to buy myself a tube ticket back to the city and head back to work

*You might be able to sell that to the RV!*

Selina: hell yeah! thanks mysterious voice in my head!

*The RV has different prices for different trash.*

Selina: Hallo RV attendent! so, tell me, *jokingly* how much for a trashy person?

RV Guy: *laughs* "Good one, but that's lots of trash you got! I'll buy as much of it as you want me to. I might be able to find a use for some!"

*Selina plops the entire box down*
Selina: all yours! so, question; did you happen to see anyone bring me here?

RV Guy: "I saw a strange guy who looks like a robber drag you into here.'

Selina: damn...Any destinct traits?

RV Guy: "He had a bat, and looked like he had lots of valuables in his bag."

PVT McWolf: What the?

Aries- wha?

*Will you give your trash to the shopkeeper?*

Aries- *gives shopkeeper trash*

*He gives back a couple dollars and a few coins*

Aries- thanks

*There's somewhere to spend your money. It seems like the store used to be a dollar store, judging by the fallen sign.*

Aries- how convenient!

*It has things at prices higher than a dollar, as the guy at the register says he feels dollar stores don't make as much money as regular stores.*

Aries- and there's the catche

*Will you pick up the stick?*

Aries- *picks up stick* hmmm...

*There's trash on the ground, and a small shop that says it buys trash.*

Aries- uhm...ok?

*Maybe the stick and pick up trash?*

Aries- hm *begins to pick up some trash*

*Once you have 15 pieces, you seem to have no more room on the stick, or in your paper bag.*

Aries- huh ok I guess I go to the shop...*walks to the shop*

Shopkeeper: "Welcome to We Buy Trash, the only place that will give you money for the trash you find lying around!"

Aries- cool

U: why am I always waking up like this?!

*Can I get a full name before continuing?*

*Umbreon Vanta*

*Okay. Now, let's go.*

U: ugh, my head...

*There's a stick. Will you take it?*

U: this is better than nothing. but where is my gn and sword..? oh... right... i left them at home.

*There's an RV with a sign that reads "WE BUY TRASH".*

U: huh. cool. no trash on me tho. or i could sell myself. *laughs*

*There's trash on the ground. Maybe try fishing for trash with the stick?*

U: hmm... *grabs trash*

???: "hmmm, another one..."

U: WHO THE F**K? *whips around with the stick ready to smacc*

*It's a guy in the RV.*

U: *sighs* fuuuck you scared me.

RV Guy: "Sorry."

U: anyways who are you, and where am i?

RV guy: "You're in an alley, and I'm just a dude who buys trash."

U: no shit sherlock.