bored (also, no joke rps)

Goshen: hm?
Redemption...
That's a new one

*the signal seems to be a request that you state your ship name and nationality, but you cant fully understand the language, only snippets*

Goshen: ship name: S.O.L.A.R

*the radio frequency changes, they now speak english*
Ship commander: This is the E.S.S Redemption. please submit to a search.

Goshen: is the search warranted?
And what is the purpose

SC: Its cumpulsory for anyone entering Edarian Space. we need to make sure you arent holding people who want to destroy us.

Goshen: ah, it's just me, I'll send over a graph of the ship and also a fully echolocated map of my entire ship, I do not wish for random people to be walking around my ship and looking through things

SC: submit to a ship search or we will board you.

Goshen: you're gonna board either way

SC: ... now listen here you little shit.

Goshen: I'm listening

SC: your logic is not needed here. now submit to search.
*a thump of something hitting your ship gently echoes*

Goshen: *sighs*
As I said, you're boarding either way, so just get the search over with

*the doors open and 3 endermen enter* E1: thank you for submitting to this, your co-operation is appreciated.

Goshen: *nods*
Just be quick, it's wasting fuel having to stay still in the dead of space

E!: *confused*bro... do you not know how space physics work? you just do one big thrust forwar, then when you want to stop you thrust backwads and cancel all inertia, this lets you stay still and not consume fuel...

Goshen: *sighs*
You constantly move in space, there's no stop, once you go you don't stop, you can't swim like movies say, because there's nothing to push off of, so there's also nothing to stop you moving
And my ship doesn't have some fancy thing that cancels inertia, it's an old ship

E2: we f**king know that shit, the galaxy is in constant motion. so therefore you are in constan motion, but you could just turn off the engine yourself. or hell, use a solar sail, we do that for our smaller ships.

Goshen: don't got a solar sail, and turning the engine off might cause me to crash

E3: use the engine for steering when necesssary and use powerful bursts of energy at certain points to keep up a good, but controllable momentum.

Phantom- huh?

*the transmission appears to be for a ship inspection*

Phantom- that's odd... redemption. Interesting name.

*the signal changes to english*
Ship Commander: Please state your name nationality.

Phantom- and why should I do that?

SC: if you dont we will forcibly storm your ship.

Phantom- ugh...ship name: shadow. X

SC: please submit to a search. we apologise for the inconveniance.

Phantom- and why would you need to search my ship? The only thing I have is just some samples of rocks and some bags of food.

SC: we need to make sure that you arent carrying contraband, anything like unsealed large containers of water, or undocumented weapons are considered contraband. as well as any food items not declared and out and about. you will be asked to either properly store, dispose of, or consume any contraband items.

Phantom- ok? All the food is currently in storage and I don't have any weapons...yeah that's about it but go ahead and search it...you can waste your own time.

*3 endermen enter*
E1: oh to us national security is no joke.

Phantom- ok then go ahead search everything you want...but not my diary cause if you read that or even just lift one page it will cause an entire galactic war.

E2: we wont, were already in enough wars, 3 to be exact. one against an insurrection, one against a cult, and another against a rival empire controlled by the cult.

Phantom- ooo sounds interesting...mind if I join your forces?

E3: sure!

Phantom- yay

E1: All clear! you may go on your way.
E3: *hands you a star map* on here is the capitol, you can sign up there.

Phantom- cool! Thanks.

*they leave*
SC: thank you for your time, if you wish, we can escort you to our nearest customs office.

Phantom- uh yeah that would be nice.

SC: very well. *a blue light is fired from its stern, opening a portal* follow us.

Phantom- ok!

*the ship starts to enter the portal, blowing a loud ass horn*

Phantom- wow

*its still going through. you should probably continue through*

Phantom- *goes through the portal*

*on the other side, the sky is more vibrant and full of stars, and there are dozens of ships going around constantly*
SC: go ahead and dock at the customs building. *you see a building that just says: customs and immigration*

Phantom- oh ok thank you

SC: see you later. *the ship glows and flashes away* (a little info: the ship is so large it requires thousands of nuclear fusion reactors just to move, so it uses various tech from other species reverse-eginered to move as fast as it does, in raw power, it can go fast enough to brak the light barrier 600 times over, but its so large it can barely matter)

(wow)
Phantom- well that was interesting

*another transmission*
Customs center: Please dock with us to aquire your visa, or if you want, gain citizenship, all for free. citizenship is required to sign up for the military.

Phantom- *docks the ship* well let's go get citizenship so I can join the army!

*as you enter you see atleast 60 unique species all at various booths for visas and the citizenship lie is empty*

Phantom- hmmm interesting

*the bored looking cleric at the citizenship booth calls you over*

Phantom- hm? *Walks over*

C: name and date of birth please?

Phantom- my name is phantom and I was born January 1st 2000.

C: alright, why do you wish to become a citizen?

Phantom- so I can help with the war

C: which one? we have like. 3 going on at once.

Phantom- all of them!

C: fine. *stamps 2 papers* welcome to endaria, and, welcome to his magesties army.

Phantom- thanks!

C: report to the army checkpoint right next door.

Phantom- ok thanks!

*when you get there you see some various Endarians and other species all running through training*

Phantom- wow...this is cool!

Staff sergant: WELCOME CADET!

Phantom- hi?

SS: you confident you can handle this army?

Phantom- HELL YEAH!

SS: THEN RUN THAT COURSE 8 TIMES OVER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!

Phantom- YES SIR! *Goes to the course*

*as you run the course you see hundreds of shortcuts, obsticles, and even enemies in the form of holographic progections*

Phantom- well this should be interesting!