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bored (also, no joke rps) | (OP ESQE OCS ALLOWED, NOR ERP, NO KILLING THEM, ROMANCE IS OK) POV:; YOU ARE A SPACE CAPTAIN AND YOU GET A STRANGE TRANSMISSION FROM A SHIP CALLED "REDEMPTION" | image tagged in even better u | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Masako:hmm what is this?
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*the transmission seems to be for an inspection.*
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Masako:hmm? i´ll allow it we are a small ship after all
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*three endermen board the ship*
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Galene: Hello?
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*you pass through the checkpoint, seeing your destination, the shipping yards*
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Galene: *stops once at the shipping yards*
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Endarian customs agent: Papers please.
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Galene: *gives the papers*
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E: ... passport.
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Galene: *gives passport*
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E: ... this expired today. please go to the nearest embassy to the UEG to renew it. *hands it back* all seems to be in order.
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Galene: *goes to place to renew it*
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*you arrive at the embassy, the Endarian flag below the UEG flag*
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Galene: .......
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??: This is the E.S.S Redemption, please submit to an inspection of ship, crew, and cargo.
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Galene: Okay?
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??: beginning boarding process now. *you hear a thump on the side of your ship*
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Galene: *opens the hatch*
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*a squad of soldiers walk in, splitting up and moving through your ship*
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Galene: *watches quietly*
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E1: youve passed. cargo is permitted to enter. *hands you a papaer*
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Galene: *looks at it*
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*its written in the Endarian language, but its clearly a permit to enter*
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Galene: *she puts it down and enters*
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Customs agent *a human form once* I can help you over here.
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Galene: *walks over*
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*Faze turns on his transmitter* "This is the cargo ship Heart of Gold. Why do you hail us?"
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Is it ok instead of a captain, my oc is a prisoner on a small prison transport ship, and managed to escape their cell and kill the crew, taking over the ship?
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U: keep a wider stance. a house built on flat ground is sturdier than one built on a mountain peak. use your arms the opposite one to the leg you are stepping with should go forward, this lets you keep balance.
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(So this would help solve balance even though it was caused by brain damage)
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(perhaps, its simply re-learning how to walk)
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(Alright well its not going to work instantly)
Evelyn: *Is walking without falling over now, but still not steady*
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(yeah, that makes sense)
U: thats better. *opens a door* welcome to the forge.
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Evelyn: Forge? *She walks through the door*
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*you see a metal working forge, and what looks like wargames progected through a glass window behind the forges*
U: wecome to the forge.
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(I dont know what "wargames" are)
Evelyn: So, this is where we are fixing it?
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(wargames are training simulations to keep troops active and their skills sharp, such exercises include: slayer, capture the flag, king of the hill, and push the cart)
U: yup.
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(Literally tf2)
Evelyn: And the rest of the tail is in here somewhere?
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Evelyn: I guess that makes sense, I just, didnt know it existed
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U: yeah. its more complex but thinking about it hurts m brain.
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Evelyn: Its fine, what else is there?
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U: think of any tool, that will happen, it also can produce enough lift for you to float.
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Half an hour later*
U: and done. *the tail moves freely but also looks prehensile, like you can make it do what you want it to, but it still does is own thing.* the AI is in, and this is ready.
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Evelyn: Well the previous tail already had connections to my brain, so all you got to do is swap them out I guess, and a AI?
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U: yup. this lets it perform quick, split second decisions for your benefit, and give you oppertunitys to exercise walking normally during downtime. Evelyn, meet Randy. *a holograhic man appears*
R: hello evelyn, im your new AI companion Randy.
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Evelyn: I, uhm, nice to meet you too… How do you know my name?
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U: data recovered from the old tail.
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Evelyn: Oh, So now you know everything about me?
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U: just important shit like your name and age.
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(Her age is 34)
Evelyn: That’s it? Alright, Thank you for this new tail
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U: youre welcome.
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Evelyn: *She looks at Randy* Am I going to, hear his voice in my head or something?
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Evelyn: Ok, what am I supposed to do instead?
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U: explore or some shit.
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Evelyn: You are very... trusting *she would stand up, and walk towards the now deactive laser screen*
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U: no. im just smart. an i can kill you on the spot and you wouldnt know it.
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Evelyn: Cocky too *she would seemingly trip over nothing and fall to the ground, she groans in annoyance* Did any of your "soldiers" bring part of a mechanical tail back with them?
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U: yeah. very creative. seems like you need it to balance.
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Evelyn: Really, how can you tell? *she says with a sarcastic tone, she pushes herself back up to her feet*
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U: heh. follow.
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Evelyn: Ok, just... expect me to fall again
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U: youre welcome.
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Evelyn: *gets up and starts to walk*
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*It seems to be like the old one but about 3 minutes later you notice that it places the weight all on your legs*
Randy: this is what it will feel like when i put you into your... physichal therapy mode? whatever you want to call it, for now im training wheels but later ill be more of a prehensile utility and or weapon.
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Evelyn: It feels... Different that for sure...
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R: yeah, my job is to make it comfortable for you to walk on your own.
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Evelyn: I'll get used to it, I cant wait to be able to walk normally again
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U: thats nice. then youll have a weapon and tool on you at all times.
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Evelyn: So, what now?
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U: we test the fun toys i built into it.
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Evelyn: Toys? Like what?
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(yes)
*the transmission seems to be for an inspection*
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Evelyn: *Is wearing a grey uniform, which is covered in blood, with the number 1756, coming from under her uniform is a long mechanical tail, the end seem to be cut short, like there was something else at the end of it, both of her legs are prosthetic, powered by hydraulics, along with her left arm, her right eye seems to glow a bit, she has a barcode tattooed on the back of her neck, and on her right wrist, they are different codes* Well f**k me *She would listen to the inspection*
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*Three Endermen enter, speaking in rapid endrian*
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Evelyn: *Grabs one of the dead guards weapons, and uses her tail to pull herself up to a light on the ceiling, hoping they wouldn’t look up*
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E1: *making gestures*
E3: *nodding*
E2: *communicating something, but you can guess what he said: Mutiny perhaps, all crew dead. likely due to breakout or a violent gaurd.*
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Evelyn: *pulls herself all the way up tot he feeling and flattens herself against it*
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E3: *gestures up, you get the message, check the ceiling, no stone unturned*
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Evelyn: *Tenses up, she would ready the weapon and aim it at the group, ready to fire when she is discovered*
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E2: *yells something*
*the other 2 surround the patch of ceiling the Evelyn is on*
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Evelyn: *Taking this a sign that she has been discovered, she would fire the weapon at one of the enderman, and her tail lets her drop to the ground*
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U: ugh... nevermind, my name is Umbreon.
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Evelyn: Am I required to tell you my name?
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U: no. but its polite.
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Evelyn: Well Im not in the mood to be polite at the moment
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U: he-hey! f**k you!
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Evelyn: F**k you too!
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U: no f**k you!
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Evelyn: You want to just throw insults at each other all day? because I can
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U: nah. i got better shit to do. *deactivates the screen* like i said, i couldnt care less, you are lucky that you didnt kill the one you shot though.
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Evelyn: So what, now I just leave?
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(Halo meets tf2, also, nice, you play tf2.)
U: on my personal workbench.
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(used to, I quit it a while ago)
Evelyn: Alright...
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(ye, the bots were annoying, who did you main?)
U: ill be the one fixing it.
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(I didn't quit because of the bots, I just, didnt feel like playing it anymore, and Scout mostly)
Evelyn: Well I assumed that
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(i mained his father, spy, still do, going at 3000 hours and counting)
U: now... lets see... plasma damage, aswell as some rough removal with a sharp object, and blunt force trauma. easy enough.
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(Sadly i never reached the 1000 hour mark)
Evelyn: So its quickly fixable?
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U: i said it was easy. not that it was quick.
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Evelyn: Oh… Well at least it’s easy…
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U: yes. *starts working by making a cast of the tail* im making a new one.
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Evelyn: New one? Are you going to like, reverse engineer it or somethin?
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*she wakes up in a cell with a plasma screen gaurding it*
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Evelyn: *Wakes up, groaning* Ughh *She looks around* I was so go***mn close!
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*a strange figure walks up*
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Evelyn: *Turns her attention to the strange figure* Who are you?!
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U: the captain of this ship.
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Evelyn: And what do you want?
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U: to know why you tried to kill 3 of my soldiers?
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Evelyn: Is it really that hard to figure out why?
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U: you shot first. its not their faults. that country isnt even important to us, we would not have cared about who you were.
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Evelyn: And I was supposed to know that how? I cant read minds
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*the Endarian flaas over, his armor narrowly protecting him as the other 2 begin opening fire with rubber bullets*
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*Depending on where the bullets hit her, it could have a effect or not, her tail would go towards the closest Endarian to her, and try to wrap around them*
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E2: *cursing, pulls out an energy powered blade* Nyiecht! *starts stabbin'*
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*Im guessing at the tail, and the tail slices in half after getting hit buy it*
Evelyn: Asshole! *she would shoot at E2*
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E3: *says something, flips a switch, his bullets start leaving plasma burns and bullet holes*
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Evelyn: *NOw that it starts to damage her, she falls over to the ground*
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E2: *yells something on his comms, proceeds to arrest Evelyn*
E3: *helps E1 up*
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Evelyn: *tries to kick at E2*
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E2: *smacks Evelyn with the butt of his rifle, knocking her out*
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Evelyn: *Knocked out*
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U: weapons, utilities, and even some other things.
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Evelyn: Ok, lets test them then, Im curious to see what they are
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U: now... think of any mele weapon.
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Evelyn: *thinks of a sword
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*the tip of the tail turns into a shortsword blade*
U: YES! it works!
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Evelyn: Holy shit! Thats cool as f**k!
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U: I KNOW! and this is the first time ive done this kind of spell.
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Evelyn: Wait... A spell? like magic?
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U: yeah.
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Evelyn: How does that work?
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U: yes. then im making it better.
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Evelyn: Better? How?
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U: im making it capable of teaching you how to walk normally, then becoming a utility. think of it as... a hook... you use it to learn that you can drag more than you can carry, then you use it to grab down heavy things whilst dragging things with your own strength.
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Evelyn: Oh, wow ok, how long do you think this will take?
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U: half an hour.
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Evelyn: That’s pretty fast, I thought you said it wouldn’t be
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U: yeah well... plans change.
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Evelyn: Hm, ok…
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U: SIDIOUS! make me a training ai for this thing.
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Evelyn: *Just stands there idly, unsure of what to do*
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U: oh i do.
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Evelyn: Well... Start going and Ill follow
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U: yup. *starts heading down the hall*
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Evelyn: *follows slowly, trying to keep her balance*
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U: *slowing to let her stay close*
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Evelyn: *Almost falls over again, but manages to stay on her feet, bumping into Umbreon in the process*
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U: *pushes her upright* use your arms to balence you, put your weight on your feet, you are leaning back too much, lean forward, let your arms carry you.
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Evelyn: *She would try to use Umbreons advice to start walking* if only you were my physical therapist when i needed one
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U: heh.
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Evelyn: *doing better, but still unstable, waving back and forth*
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U: only if he feels like talking, which isnt often, you can also mute him if he gets annoying.
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Evelyn: Well that’s cool
(Have they installed the new tail yet?)
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(U is actively doing that)
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(Ok)
Evelyn: *Doesnt have much else to say*
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U: annnnd here we go! *the tail is installed*
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Evelyn: *Tries to move it around*
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*it responds smoother than the last*
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Evelyn: It already feels better then the old one!
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U: little something i did, the last one used pheumatic servos, im using hydraulic sevos, also Randy is predicting and enhancing the movements.
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Evelyn: I don’t know what any of that means except the last part but ok *Thumb’s up*
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(OP ESQE OCS ALLOWED, NOR ERP, NO KILLING THEM, ROMANCE IS OK) POV:; YOU ARE A SPACE CAPTAIN AND YOU GET A STRANGE TRANSMISSION FROM A SHIP CALLED "REDEMPTION"