this image might seem old my mom caught me typing this up so i had to stop last night

💅💅💅THE STORY OF KILLAINBED69💅💅💅

KILLA IF YOURE SEEING THIS I FRANKLY DO NOT CARE THIS STORY IS TRUE AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN CHANGE THAT

s o o o o ! GATHER AROUND KIDS DEL DID A STORYTIME!!!

i was 12 years old he was 11 years old and we were the first "couple" ever "shipped" in imgshipping. i should have seen it as a red flag that the majority of his memes were comics with hidden s3xual meanings in dark humor stream but i was like 😀 you guys hes a little memer awww

and i basically gaslit myself into liking him. now how do i know that i gaslit myself? i didn't have any real reason i "liked" him. like he'd legit ask me all the time and i would say something vague like "yOu MaKe Me FeEl LiKe MySeLf AnD yOu'Re ReAlLy NiCe" (which wasnt true lol) and so then he started asking to have "s3x" with me. which all of you probably know i still never have ever wanted to have s3x with anyone so why would my 12 year old ahh wanna have it with this guy? i basically didn't really even k n o w what it was at the time. so obviously i said "no hahaha after we get married" as any catholic would do.

little did i know imgflip marriage was invented soon.

and so he literally proposed along with some other guy to my bestie (idk if you remember her but shes nico and she was like my bestie at the time and she really helped me through the situation bc she was his imgflip sister and stuff so she could communicate with him) and us being under 13 and kids who thought we knew what "love" is said yes

we didnt actually get married though bc the other guy (mikey and thats another story) was scared to so we "eloped" LMAOOAOAOA IT SOUDNS SO CRINGY NOW HAHAHAHA

and ofc after we get married killa is begging me to have s3x with him every. single. day. this guy was down bad horrendous guys actually i think he was just really h0rny and wanted to express that in ferocious erotic roleplay but not on my watch 😇🙏 as i sang in the chapel on my catholic retreat this summer, 🎶IM A CHILD OF GOD YES I AMMM🎶

so anyways ofc i would say no and he'd threaten to break up with me. actually he'd be doing me a favor if he did because i would be very innocent and happy right now but oh well! i was scared, of what, idk. but yeah. so i would go crying to nico and she'd talk to him and i managed to never have s3x with him!

(keep reading)

denki was our second "child" we "adopted". he had this weird thing called online town which was a site where youre basically in a game with someone which was just walking around with the other people. and it was a call too so you could just unmute or take off your camera, but you could also chat too. now i dont know exactly what happened with denki, you'll have to ask her, maybe she could add on to this? but all i know is he was like "s3xually harassing her" and being like dOnT tElL mOmMy or some crusty dusty musty cringy ahh thing like that and saying weird ahh stuff in the chat in online town and he was OBSESSED with inviting people into online towns. which reminds me. KILLA I HIGHLY DOUBT YOURE GONNA SEE THIS BC YOUVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR LIKE TWO YEARS BUT CAN I JUST SAY YOU DONT LOOK THAT GREAT 💀 you see one time i was on an online town with this guy and he literally was like "wanna see my face" i didnt know what to do bc i was literally changing for dance so this girlie was like butt naked and i just wanted to leave the call but i like put the chromebook on the bed so i wasnt really paying attention but i like typed in the chat "uh idk but im not doing it" BECAUSE IM LIKE CHANGING BRO? he kinda threatened me to get onto the online town in the first place (people to get in the comments like "yOu CoUlD hAvE jUsT sAiD nO" no. dont even start. you clearly dont know me. i was a very weak person at the time and people could take advantage of that easily. i didnt say no to people and did what everyone said.) and i like looked away for a minute to put on my leotard when suddenly he turned on his camera and got me TOTALLY OFFGUARD. WHEN I SAY HE LOOKED LIKE THE "🤓" IM TALKING EXACT REPLICA OF THE EMOJI. I WAS LITERALLY JUMPSCARED I LIKE FLEW BACK OR SOMETHING AND MY HEART WAS BEATING SO FAST AND I GASLIT MYSELF LIKE "omg youre so handsome my heart is fluttering 😻😻😻" BUT IN REALITY I WAS GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST DUE TO HOW HORRIFIED I WAS LMAOAOAOOAOA

LIKE

BRO OMG

(okay i need to stop here for a sec i will continue later so if i post this and stuff is like fIvE hOuRs AgO and then suddenly its >1h its bc my mom just caught me hiding the imgflip tab so i need to work now)

anyways he started getting toxic, even more than he was. red flags were popping up by the minute. i remember there was this one time we were trying to figure out anniversaries and we chose every 6 months but for some reason a month later killa was like "iTs OuR aNnIvErSaRy EvErY mOnTh" i mean get it i guess??? but he apparently set up a "meal" and if yall dont know i am very insecure when it comes to food like especially then i thought eating was wrong and i hated eating in front of others. but anyways he said "eat some salad" or something as he was digging into his f i n e s t e a k LMAO I HATE RP SM but i was like "um no thanks" because i didnt want to eat. and he said "eat some salad bAbE" - which i told him not to call me - "you look fat" i was underweight then due to dance and stuff but that just made me eat even less so thats great 😀

then he was OBSESSED with the idea of cheating. i kid you not. every five seconds he would be like bAbE what if i cheated on you and i would be like ummmm what AND THEN ONE TIME HE WAS LIKE "what if i told you i was 17" AND I FREAKED OUT IRL BC KEEP IN MIND I WAS TWELVE?? but online i was like "iT wOuLdNt MaTtEr BeCaUsE i LoVe YoU" or some cringy thing like that. and then there was this one time he "hired" someone (in reality i am sure it was him, same writing style, same streams followed, it was definitely him, and he didnt tell me that he "hired" them until like i brought it up in a later argument) to like hit on me like he'd go on my images and be like "hi...i love you im going to steal you from killa you dont need killa" or something 💀 and killa would go on his main account and reply to that like "what...babe i will protect u" and he was literally fighting with himself it was so funny. but then he pretended that the "guy" hacked his account in our private image and so i knew it was him and i said "okay can we talk... in a private image ;DDD" and the "guy" was like "WHAT?? um sure" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA and in the private image i pretended to be like "hEy....." just to see how he would react and naturally he would say something defensive about killa and I would be like "i ThOuGhT yOu HaTeD hIm"

well there came a time in a couple months where he decided to go on a break. YES!!! i mean omg naururrr bbg ily dont leave me shawty 😔💔👉👈 and he wrote up some big speech but the VERY NEXT DAY. a new account called KillerOfMen joined. and asked to be adopted by killa's "mom". isn't that a bit suspicious? just like the "guy" that hit on me, he talked the same, followed the same streams, and something weird is that he was weirdly obsessed with talking to me about killa. and i was like "killa i know its you. just stop." and he would be like "huh? what do you mean? i am his brother. you just miss your husband or something, i bet you're like obsessed with him" which was not true. in fact, the very next day, on our private image, killa came back for a hot minute to say "bAbE? we're getting divorced. bye" and nico, who had all the links to all our private images to save me when killa asked to do the dirty with me, said "HA SHE WANTED TO DIVORCE YOU BUT SHE COULDNT BC SHES CATHOLIC!" (idk if divorce is actually against catholicism but i thought so at the time bc everyone around me was like dIvOrCe Is BaD which is true but sometimes its really necessary) and then he dipped and deleted the private image (HE ALWAYS INSISTED ON MAKING THE PRIVATE IMAGES I THINK IT WAS BC I COULDNT USE IT AGAINST HIM IN THE FUTURE OR SOMETHING LMAO) and then blackmailed nico that night and literally said "yeah i have a group of like 100 guys and we'll all find you and beat you up" to her or something

and then i was living my happy life and in late 2020 he came back and was like "haha we never broke up i never said we broke up but okay" even though he literally told our mutual friend that we did and more importantly told me that we're breaking up, he broke up with me and has a witness as well. and i was like whatever lol

for a while i said i hated him. i hated him for taking my innocence away. i hated him for ruining this site for me. i hated his existence. but in reality i dont hate anyone (except for myself lmao). i dont, really. i may strongly dislike people but i never hate anyone. and guys, this story may sound super cringy, and believe me it is i hate myself so much for going through with that ship, and i hate roleplay so much but i did it. and i wish i never did. you guys can laugh at me all you want. can say "you could have said no". can say anything you want to degrade me because of this experience. but i was young. new to the internet. weak. couldn't say no. i'm sorry guys.

thank you.

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if i had a penny for every "💅" in this post i'd be the next bezos

i used to put way more until people started shaming me for using them just like that so i stopped i only keep the nails in those places just for the nostalgia and to bug the haters

W

lmao

common del W

aww thanks

YOU DID NOT SAY THAT

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I MISSED THAT SM

also i'm doing funny speculative biology project with friendsg

ooooo

sounds funnnn

updog
imgflip.com/m/ProjectEden

OOOO

oh sorry im not the drawing type

it sounds really interesting though!

you don't have to draw

what do i even do

sorry about that
anyways, ready to check out the project?

sure

just come up with ideas for the alien planet
who knows, it might be the best idea in the stream

i can never come up with ideas :[

wanna join
it's about the fictional planet Eden (i maded it updog)

updog

well do you just wanna check it out and maybe help us on what we can improve about the stuff

sure i can take a look around ig but fair warning i always forget to go on other streams lol

welcome to the project

thanks

updog

updog

sounds like a plan dan the banned frying pan panini man with a friend named stan wearing a bandana and eating a banana while arguing with a girl named hannah for using up all the mana

what the frack

what on the wiggity wack flashback flapjack horse track bounce back special attack coal-black did I just read

DUDE YOU ALMOST MADE SPIT OUT MY WATER

HAHAHA

scary fr jumpscare

certified 💅 moment

ON GREGO

I hope Killa does come back just for the satisfaction of you flipping him off ☠

i've sent like five people to go on his latest image to "kick" him

i did that when he came back too, it was my cc phase so i was like "*huggo* hiiiii killaaaa hows it going <3 *KICC* WHY *KICC* DID *KICC* YOU *KICC* BLACKMAIL *KICC* NICO *KICC*" WORD FOR WORD LMAO

and he said the cringiest thing back

"ow...first you broke my heart, now my leg"

or something like that

How can people be cringe for so long without realizing how ridiculous they sound?
its just... gross.

IKR LIKE LOOK AT YOURSELF

FR why can't they take a look in the mirror

frrrrr

Guess who's back?
Back again
Del is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

Shit man 3 years amounts to this

bruh

wdym

3 years here lead up to this moment

fr

you could die at any time

i know

ye
do you know Malik Al Maut is

no

inshallah we will both live long

you never know

yess inshallah

angel of death

ohhhh ic

yea

he visits u five times a day.

omh

*omg

did not know thank for the fact

I said inshallah mf

oh yeah

yea
scary

fr

you f**king goofball

lol

always remember that everything happens for the best
bad things happen so that you walk out of them stronger
or dead
cuz ya never know when Malik Al Maut will come

ic ic

that makes sense

also the "guess whos back" gives me flashbacks to killa bc rn his tagline is something like "hey, im back baby."

💀mb

lmao

WAIT I TALK LIKE HIM

NO THAT SINGLE COMMENT JUST LOOKED LIKE HIM

HAHAHAHAHHAHHHH

LMAOOAOOAOAOA

ILY PLATONICALLY <3

OH OK
ITS FROM THE SONG WITHOUT ME (IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY KNOW)

NOT THE HALSEY SONG THE EMINEM ONE

OHHH

want me to link his account 🌚

YOU TOO BUD

YAY

sure
time to cyberbully

imgflip.com/user/KillaInBed69 😈😈😈

HEHEHEHAH

LMAOAOAOA NOOOOOOOO

im him
its been me all along

NO YOU TALKED LIKE HIM TOO

AHHH JUMPSCARE

YES

WHAT AHVE YOU DONE

😘

lol

I REMBER THAT MF BEFROE
BEFORE*

FR IT WAS A JUMPSCARE

OMFG I REMEMBER THE 2 ACCOUNTS

HE DID IT TO ME ON ONLINE TOWN AND IT WAS SO CRINGE LMFAO-

HE DID??

YEAH IT WAS SO FUNNY THO LMFAO

BRO BROUGHT IN SOME RANDOM ASS ACCOUNTS AND STARTED SAYING SOME WEIRDASS SHIT AND PRETENDED TO BE OTHER PEOPLE

EWWWW

FR

LMAO

What in the whay

yall dont know that 😔

yall dont know that 😔

Lmfao

lmao

PERIODT

p u r r

Why is this so long 💀💀💀💀💀

thats what she said

?

What

Wow I had no idea he put you through that. That's just despicable.
I remember him (and that his name was HornyAsian before KIB69), I thought his username was a red flag and he said he was the Egyptian, Greek, and Roman God of 69
(Tbh I learned a lot of NSFW internet slang just from seeing him comment on your images [and a few other ppl I followed], to the point where one user who stalked and harassed me about being too innocent and unknowledgable about "things" [yes someone did that to me in early summer 2020] came back a few months l8r after deleting his acc and just DMed me out of nowhere and was like "I see you're more educated about internet terminology now" and started trying to do other stuff which i won't get into on a comment).

I remember him having conversations with himself about the "babe i will protect you" stuff, too. Everything i saw in public was extremely worrisome. I had no idea what was going on behind all that tho. If I had any inkling I would definitely have tried to help.
It's good Nico was there for you tho. I can't imagine how much worse that could've gotten without her to help.

But the most important thing is, don't beat yourself up over this. You didn't know any better and he took advantage of it. It's much worse morally to be a deceiver or to know what you're doing than to be the deceived. That's why God punished the serpent more than Adam and Eve and specifically called Adam out because he knew what he was doing and Eve didn't. The biggest thing is to learn from it and move past it. I wouldn't advise trying to forget it bc you can't learn from things you block out. But remember that God still loves you and cares for you.

omg that was a goofy speech but im manifesting it

wdym

idk

but thanks

oh lol

yw

mhm

out of pocket question but
how old are you

I was 16 at the time

You in college?

still in school

:D

lol

Ok

mhm

nah not yet
and idek if i want to do college
if i do it would be music-related

Ok

ye

Boring

okay

it is pretty boring