Joke rp, waring, this mother f**ker is extremely strong and rude

Thunderpug: bork bork lebork (hi)

Nah mate, got my own

Oi wanka

G'Day mother f**ker how are ya

how big are those spiders

Red back spiders

red back or black widow

Red back, and daddy long legs, those harmless spiders with very long legs

ya very scary but harmless but we have blue daddy long legs

We have the red back, its very dangerous, idr is it the most dangerous??

brown widow spider more dangerous then black but we have red backs

Still i used to play with red backs and my dad be like:
*Hits it violently with belt*

thats fuuny

Soul: my brother in Christ, I’m Australian too

Australia Man: Oi mate get the f**k out of my room

Soul: shut the f**k up eshay lookin ass

Australia Man: G-Day champ, how are ya?

soul: good, you?

Australia Man: Ye I'm good, HEY MATE GET THE F**K OUT OF MY BOAT OR YOU'RE GONNA FIND A DADDY LONG LEGS IN YA BED

(btw yes im Australian but i don't really know that much accent, i speak more cultured Australia than general

(ayyyyy

Eats him

PVT McWolf: ...

Siri: hi.

NOOOOOO

Oh

Spleens has been summoned

S P L E E N S
H A S
B E E N
S U M M O N E D .

Yes

Ah shit, here we go again

lol