if you understand this this post does not apply to you (post above should touch grass)

lemme guess, touch grass?

not quite
close but not quite there

i touch grass on a daily basis
I have a planter full of grass

common Big Man W

if you comment with an image of a tuba you're gay asf

allow me to troll the post above by adding something to the title

do it

you're gay

My search history says otherwise

yeah go ahead
remove all the gay searches from your search history
they're still all stored on your router.
every. single. one.
and I have access to it.

Sure go ahead search my router. You'll find I prefer Irish women and brunettes.

mmhmm. sure buddy.

What can I say, that's my type of women

your search history is stored in the router

And? Go ahead, you'll see I prefer Irish and brunettes.

I'm unable to hack into anything

gay