IDK who made this idea up

I feel bad for the devil

I doubt that.

It's actually a pagan festival that predates christianity

Birthdays?

No, Halloween

I wish a bit of that was still around today

It is, Halloween hasn't changed much over thousands of years, it originally started with wearing costumes of ghosts and creatures to celebrate the dark arts

yeah but my parents won't let me celebrate it anymore because it went from fun costumes to demons, torture, and bloody people in sheets as a decoration

Me: *walks in* happy birthday day Satan!

*opens present, it's a bible*

Plot twist: its a satanic Bible....heheheeeeee