Haha this is good :)

YOU DARN RACOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNSSSSS!

I don’t think that the author of this comic knows what a raccoon looks like

Something only a raccoon would say.

No, it’s something someone who lives in a rural area and has to deal with raccoons would say, here’s a picture for reference

Jokes on you, I don’t live in a rural area and have to deal with raccoons, and I know how a f______ raccoon looks like.