My guy looks like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, but by some miracle of God, he's uglier. His only friends are Ben and Jerry. His face looks like strawberry ice cream, but ain't nobody touchin' that. His facial expression looks like someone took a picture of him and he thought squinting and pouting made him look cool. His moustache and neck beard make him look like a guy who lives in a van under the bridge and offers candy to children. Well maybe under the bridge makes more sense because that's where his dad has been for the past twenty years. My ADHD attention spans last longer than all of his relationships combined.
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