Texas is way more chaotic than Ohio

I can confirm

You live in Texas?

Maybe

Do you own at least 32 guns?

😏 maybe

Do you shoot up mushroom greenhouses in your free time?

I'll leave that for you to figure out

uh.. tf?

hehehe

Texas is doing good

And Australia is more chaotic then all of the US (not the gov)

Can confirm

I see that sir BirdNerd has lived in australia, What was it like? Did gigantic radiated flying cockroaches attack you?

hi

Yes, but they were not radioactive (true story)

Nice Nice. Have you ever seen a spider the size of your entire leg give birth to 1 million babies at once while fighting off a radioactive glowing shark with a nose ring?

I have seen a spider the size of a plate with an egg sac the size of a lightbulb. They do have about a million babies though. As for sharks, I have never seen one but I saw a blue ringed octopus once

Have you ever fought off Dave Grohl riding flying horses while wearing spiderman underwear at h̸̯̣̲̗̫̤͔͈͚̲̬̟͙̪̜̪̞̠͎͈̖̙̦̳̫̮̝͕̟͛̈́̎̈́̕ AM

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Sadly no

Have you ever went to texas and suddenly 76 guns appeared in your pocket?

I have not been to Texas, but my friend went and said it happened

:0

😆

It’s on my bucket list though