NAW

sowwy daddy

*sigh* you quit this shit now

yes sir
sorry sir
won't happen again sir

Don’t call me sir

yes s-

I mean yes father figure

Just call me dad

I'd rather call you daddy

That has some
Societal implications

thats the point

it makes people uncomfortable and it makes me laugh

That sounds like what I do irl

Make purposefully discomforting jokes

I do that too daddy!

Just like you :D

yooo

We know he's gay

HE IS?

NO! i'm homophobic

SON ARE YOU GAY

NO DADDY! NO!

daddy

its not sexual
he's my actual daddy

I’m his father figure

prove?

Wdym proof
What you want, a document?

yes
ask my daddy

Soldgier stop refering to your troops like that or i will lock you up in an amazon box and send you to michigan

lol

STOP SAYING DADDY

how about no daddy

YOU FORGOR THE /J

GOOD

😮‍💨

🤨

Oh naww

NO HOMO

no homo

LMAOO