Damn I can’t wait to sleep on a grenade and sleep on a shuriken

Same bro

INVEST INVEST INVEST

Hide real weapons in the pillows

Why are you drinking pillows

Because yes

Me:
*changes one of the pillows out for a real weapon when no one is looking
Me:

I need

yo iceu there is a new user called iceusucks420 so do you wanna bully him?

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Huh

WOW, okay. Genius

*Clap clap clap clap clap*

2nd upvote

where do i get these?

Do not joke about weapons. They are used for violent things and can hurt people really bad. My children might see this and think it is okay to use weapons.

Ky-

I am tired of this generation's shorthand for things. It just makes things confusing. Back in my day we said things fully and right.

Here’s a joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots door
Knock knock

Who's there? Another f**king door-to-door salesman. Time to bring out the old chainsaw and make things a little messy.

What is a 48 year old parent on imgflip 💀

Wrong
Knock knock

Bro can't even take a gawd damn joke lmao

Fr he sound like he works an eight to seven job shift and stays alive on b L.ack decaf

Ugh ikr

i wonder if overage people can be banned...

Man i wish...

just invest in a 50. cal machine gun