Girls are icky and gross. Never post a woman, not even once. #cooties #sigma #psa

This absolute king here achieved these impressive results simply by quitting porn, accepting Jesus Christ as lord and savior, and committing to a healthy #nofap lifestyle.

Yeah he’s wearing a face mask like the other sheeple, but we can’t all be perfect

Update: Sadly after this photo was taken he got the vaxx and then “died suddenly”

Mia Khalifa read this meme and, judging by her expression, I assume she disapproves. But you can never really know what a woman is thinking, that is part of their mystique. Not even when they tell you