my hand is disappearing into thin air

Ooh imma go touch grass
*Touches grass and becomes gigachad*
*Tells msmg they k words so they can leave*
*Get a bitch*
*Tries to get a job but they pull up msmg and they fail*
*They go back to being a sad msmg bitchass*
The cycle has happened many many times bro

another person with a pochita username!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was the 3rd one

oooh lemme try *touches grass and disintegrates*

NO DONT DO IT

*pile of ashes*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

touched grass earlier and im fine

same

HOW

My favorite snack

LESS GO

mmm grass time.
(CRONCH)
Now i am always touching grass.

K

I don't want you to be attacked.
Trust me, it's bad when it happens to you

literally me

Also, WAIT. GRASS IS GREEN?!

wtf bro are u on f**king drugs grass is purple