You use big words, but do you know of whom you speak? The creator of the universe, the one who sent his son to die for our sins, the one who has done no wrong. God does not need to be impressed. Some of the worst people on earth has been saved by his love. When Jesus was on the cross, he invited the man on the cross next to him into heaven. The man had humbled himself before God, and he went to live in eternity with Jesus.
And that “crappy deal,” is not crappy at all. Eternity in hell, or eternity in paradise? You choose. God created us and loves us so that we have free will to choose whether to follow his ways or not.