"Btw, I f**ked your mom"

*nose doesn't grow*

"By the way you're adopted"

Then you didn't f**k my mom

idk🤷‍♂️

he grew his nose to pleasure your mother

his nose only grew during s*x

Unless you fail to do so and you slowly die for the next 15 hours and 1 minute

He did you dirty last night while you were sleeping
*nose doesn't grow*

live reaction

https://youtu.be/bJY0fkty4-g

His nose would grow so much he was just crippled from agony.

“Posted at 5:38 PM”

“I r*ped your whole family and then killed them”

bro is speaking fax

GOOD ENDING: Pinocchio hacked the universe to turn off his nose growing and forgot to turn it back on so really he was /j all this time

universal rule change detected returning natural order

No hack detected

turns out the universe was trapped inside a simulation so i freed y'all from it, natural order and normality has indeed returned :)