you better pray.
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Is it cool I can understand this comment with just that image?
and if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow now"? O_O
that's what you'd call a paradox: a question/mystery in space time that has not been solved yet.
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LMAO actually a good meme for once
JO MAMA SO FAT SHE SWEATS OUT MAYONAISE
yo mama so fat her underwear has mile markers
Yo mama so fat that is considered THE WHITE WHALE
Yo mama so fat that if she skips a meal, the stock market drops
Yo mama is so fat that is considered a T-rex
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing We Are Family
Yo mama is so fat that even Hulk is scared of her
Yo mama so fat that moons start revolving around her
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yo mama so fat the mariana trench is just her ass crack
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Yo mama so fat that even the sun is not that big
Yo mama so cheap she uses both sides of the toilet paper
Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list
1 up, 2w
yo mama so fat when she passed in front of the tv, THE END CREDITS WERE ALREADY ROLLING
Yo mama so cheap that she buys fake Nutella
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yo mama so poor she goes to kfc just to lick people's fingers.
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yo mama so poor she takes the garbage in
Yo mama so stupid she thought Twitter was a bird website
yo mama so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license
yo mama so fat i need 5 1tb ssd's to store 1 picture of her
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Yo mama so fat that her jump killed the dinosaurs
0 ups, 6d
yo mama so fat trump used her as the wall
Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks
Yo mama so fat that you can't fit her in a whole ship
0 ups, 2w
Yo mama so fat that we didn't need an iceberg to sink the titanic
yo mama so ugly when she went to a haunted house, she got a job application
Yo mama so stupid that when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
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Yo mama is so ugly she is used as a Halloween costume
Yo mama so stupid that when the thieves stole her TV she ran after them saying "wait! You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so ugly that if she goes to an ugly competition the director says: sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was young, she had to trick or treat by phone
Yo mama so stupid that if I tell her to upload some files to the my cloud she is gonna open the plane window and fall
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Yo mama so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job certificate
yo mama so fat when it rains, she uses the highway as a slip-n'-slide
Yo mama so bald when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a stick of deodorant
Ur mama so small that she can only date Lego men
Yo mama so short she went into witness protection because Gargamel was after her
0 ups, 1w
yo mama so fat she has her own time zone
yo mama so fat her picture is still printing after 5 years
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Pinocchio starts roasting you; his nose doesn't move
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