LucotIC's "Dolph Ziggler" template 15#

epic

mmm, death ☕

do it

*shoot*
*die*

he was a legend - your family

if you kill me you're the gayest in the friend group

"jokes on you, i'm actually gay"
*kisses you*
*shoots you*

- the criminal probably

if you shoot me your p**is is small

10/10!!!

i had that but i typed too slowly

you snooze you lose

😔

in BTD, people are pretty sure that monkeys reproduce through sex

monkeys and humans are pretty close, so reproductive organs are probably similar

monkeys hate bloons

balls look like bloons

im implying a f**king dart in your cock

or you could be quincy

cock on fire

cyber quincy lore

if it's a guy:
"if you shoot me your p*nis is small"
if it's a woman:
"if you shoot me you'll never forget the fact you killed a minor"

HAHAHA

If you do that, you'll be a legend and remembered forever