I must’ve read it wrong!

idk man

Lmao

sounds like a skill issue to me buddy

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Bruh just 2 words and you're telling me to shut up

wait is the waffle house thing dead?

Awesome damage :-)

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Florida man strikes again

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THAT'S AWESOME! :0)

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pov only in ohio

Perfection

the trucks not wrong

I wonder what could it have meant?🤔🤔🤔

Just wanted to ride the bus to McDonald's I hate living in Ohio💀💀💀

IT IS 2023 NO MOR OHIO

Bro we still got a stream go commit Lego step

nope nope nope

No, it said 'drive thru.'

Clearly

the waffle house has found it's new host.

when people took things too literally...........

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The guy who was planning to get rid of his kids

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Oh Hi Chuck! We're hungry too.....By the way....What does 'ooga chuck' mean....told ya....you can't cut thru tose rocks anymore.......ohhhhh....now you tell us!

By the way...I never knew birds or bees could talk as humans?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K5dCcXmN44

Have a nice day.....Thank you sir....thank you ma'am.

Shall we go to war again sir...I don't think they'd be happy agian this time....Dude....they just got done cleaning up that mess from the apocalypse!

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That's right boys....you can't cut thru these rocks anymore....this is why too.....the boys miss mary and her friends too! Mom.....God is driving us crazy again.....I dunno what she'll say......not my problem! I left ya a while ago...remember boys! This is why they drove God and Mary crazy folks!

Uhm.....boys this is why God got those Ralphies too....ever been stung by 10000 little maniac bees! Damn...all those damn bees! Yep...gotta disarm them! You know...one of these days those pricks are gonna feel that nitro...sooner or later.....that illegal stag party in the heavens....yep...lasted about what...12 seconds....promsied the women the sun, moon, and stars after that...boy he seeing stars after that burn too! Yep....That's why I high tailed it outta there afterwards to the nearest ocean! And I can't handle that nitro anymore....one of these day's I'd like to see the earth again from the heavens but I'd need a space suit.....why? Naseus.....from the nitro......For real? For real....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YaH04MZRmg

Genesis factors....How do you know...I had to donate stem cells from the process....that hurt..and that's why even I cry..please don't do that to me again....that hurt. There a doctor in the house.....please don't ....that hurt. For real...

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Who was that guy.....Michael....he died for our sins! For real? For real.....Something about Peter and a pan....damn.....that's gotta hurt...I know......No wonder why they scrambled everyone's brain in that Petri Dish that day too! Drugs is bad....mmmkay....lost his doctor degree....Now something about holding on to a wing and a prayer....at least he extended the olive branch to someone on that olive garden.

Michael.....lost Peter too that day....and it's an olive garden...but....no wonder why he left that f**king nest.......It's nothing but a circle jerk dance party down there testing theories Einstein.....Prove it! Said some black holed son......

F**king pricks......Talk about trapped and pidgeoned...Just got done cleaning up from the damn apocalypse again!

They'll shoot you in the belly too! Right Michael?....f**king pricks!

Us B's are smart....what was that word 'bitch' or 'bastard'....DAmnit...now we got anohter cock fight at the OK corral damnit! This planet will self destruct in 10 seconds....Damnit! Not is safe or sacred in this place anymore...How the f**k do we get off this God forsaken Rock....I dunno Johnny....Got any more rockets....Told ya not to Eat at Joes...Shut up....why? U My Thruman! Thurman? Yeah....My Thurman.... Thomas...damnit! Not again!

You can't force a woman to be a man's servant....of course you can...We did it the other way too....up to the individuals......Why? God is a man that needs the hand of a woman....Why? He was too chicke shit to hold onto it and somethnig about child birth...but he already gave birth to the universe....but his hand was already promised....remember that.....why? have a nice day...

Shall we go to war again sir...I don't think they'd be happy agian this time....Dude....they just got done cleaning up that mess from the apocalypse! Some dude named Ralph wrecked the place already....Sorry boys you can't cut thru those rocks anymore..Good! Momma Goose hated war.....So did Mother Earth.....Damn....Why can't they wreck it Ralphie! This is why you morons! You make it worse!

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What's on the radio and television now? Discovery channel.......something about halloween and hamburgers? Can't be on Earth.....The dude looks like a lady.....some person sun about janie got a gun. That mean joe geen must have been on coke...

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The worms crawl in...the worms crawl. out.....the worms play peanuckle in your snout....they wrap you up in a dirty sheet...and plant you in the ground about 6 foot deep.....Right Mother Earth....F**k you!

Judge not or ye be judged too....We didn;'t judge you Michael...That's why I said....Ever go to Hell and back for the hand of a woman? No? Better get walking! Why? Jesus wept! That's why politicians don't read the bible...Hey...who turned out the lights.....God and Mary!

How did they tell time in the dark ages...I dunno....let's find out...sun rises in the east right? right....

Titty caka...ma'am?....we heard that Peter had the biggest magic dragon...would you wanna challenge a guy like that? no?.....he did say take on me! Patrick Swayzee.....No it's Patrick The Greasy.... That f**king prick. No wonder why we all got samonella too!

Thanks Patrick.....you're welcome Spong Bob.....now suck it up buttercup! No wonder why Mother Goose wants outta here too!

Would ya look at that...what a beauty.....Keeps asking for a lion king named Anduin....Look...it's Annie's kin! By the way...they call him Chessmaster.....Does he play chess anymore....nah....too many queens!

He said no to being a queen and ooga chucked? What does ooga chucked mean....ask Micahel......Where is he.....dead as a doornail too...why? Something about Samonella.....but they know who he is....

Told ya ladies....that guys have a way or ruining the mood....Thanks Heman...you're welcome....

Take this job and shove it....? Dude....did you work on the garden...no.....better get a shovelling!

Ever go to Hell for the hand of a woman?.....No?....I feel sorry for you...

And guess what? He's married now....Thank you sir...Thank you ma'am...Have a nice day.

F**king pricks....where have i heard that before....at the corner store......on a sign....it said...nice to look at nice to hold...but if that seal is broken...consider it sold? I wonder what that means?

Dude...not a nice way to alk about your former wife...I know....do I divy up the proceeds or wounds with a grain of salt, exlax, sugar, or something nice.....that's the problem too folks! Who made money off that...Ask Margot! She thought I was kidding....

Lleave Michael outta it....That Goldie was a hawn...No Kurt....it's pawn.....ok...thanks Goldie!

Uhm...Peter....yes Wedny? Might wanna wash out that after taste with a glass of water....I know....Mom's like flowers!

Problem is...that kid is all mixed up anymore....Kid....what's your real name? Michael....and they already know.

Michael...you in there? Nope....What about Peter?..nope...whew..good!

WTF Michael...you back stabbing....hold on...I heard the women were so beautiful that they knocked your lights out....but that greasy samonella feeling will kill ya.....great folks....way to ruin things....No wonder why Greece is in ruins....so is this unverse! Damn! Roasted, toasted, burnt to a crisp now....Yep...ask He man! Where is he?

now we gotta wait for taht pixie dust to settle.....why? people are too baked now a days......they call them gummy bears.....and people all want nothing but sex and candy.....

...something about being burnt to a crisp and..... well done...just like people like their steaks or is this a stake out....i dunno....but those munsters creep me out.....which on is that....the her-man.....her man munster!

DUDE THIS IS ANNOYING NOW PLEASE STOP-

Don't pick on my peter...kapow!

That ain't where you put it fools! Damn!

Why do you think evenn I say take this job and shove it...Why? Michael was god.....that f**king hurt assholes!

Wanna know what that gut wound felt like to God?.....try laying in the hosital bed with a bag on your head....in the hospital....yep....why? God had no womb assholes! Someone needed to give a woman a womb! Might as well be God! That was my last straw folks...F**k you!

Hey Charlie Brown...what did you get for Chrismtas...I got a rock....By the way momma....let's go to Roccos....You know....when I was a little kid knew a guy named Stephen ... he played guitar.... Earth....ain't she a beauty...you aught to see the beautiful women there too..This aint some type of joke is it? Nope! I heard they had a beast of a horse named Bullseye there too...Better call Toto! Who's that? The Horse's girlfriend! She also loved pony rides too!

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Let's ask Charlie....Hey Charlie....you seen Mary....nope....liar liar pants on fire....hey leave him alone.....who are you? Mary.....Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow.....see those assholes do read and yet make a person like Ccharlie slave over a hot stove filled with molten lava looking for how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll toostie pop......Dude....They serve them at his sex and candy shop.....Must be Hooters or Chip and Dales...Nah...it was lace and leather....oh boy my favorite....why Charlie....You see he belongs to the Herman woman haters club....and girls have the cooties....No you fools....they're the cuties! Oh..Thanks Charlie....You're welcome Mary.....Here comes Spanky and his Raidicals....Quick....hide before they dog pile on us both! Look it's Napoeon and of course this means war.....Oh man....Not again. See what you did Charlie! Dude...He already cut thru the center of the Earth....Why can't we cut thru it......Because the Earth mother does'nt want war.....What's the matter Charlie? Jealous....no she is....so they fill his stomach with a bowl full of jelly and call him Satan Claws!

See folks....this.....this right there is why god said......f**k this place those damn kids are driving me crazy.....I'm f**king outta here, the girls lost peter, and they knew we all needed help.....or was it the other way around? who gives a shit....where the f**k is mary

You know something.....last time i wrecked the place....those people must really love God and Mary...you know they helped rebuild the place after teh great kapow.....you sure....let's check...dude! We need a place to live too you know....Ask Hewey Lewey and Dewey....sorry ma'am...he needs to calm down.....that was pure nitro even for him......Can I say something about that? What? Owww! By the way....is the sun still shining? Dude......this he gan get a liscence this time.....dude....how long has it been.....16 years or longer dude......Yep...Doc...what time is it...gotta ask Big Ben....in London? Yeah....He got a license and he made it to Earth safely this time! Horray! Have a nice day!

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No wonder why the gas prices keep going up...Thanks Mike....you're welcome!

Hey would you look at that.....some pixie dust.....and Peter! Uhm Peter....damnit! There's that dan B again.....Peter wht did you call me? F**king bitrches and bastars at it again! Did you just call me a bitch Peter.....Wendy I can explain.....WTF is that shit abuot you going out with a girl named Tinerkbell! WTF are you come kind of perverted SOB or lesbian....Damnit Wendy I can explain!

For all those fallen soldiers during the wars and add some color to the white house! Have a nice day!

Damn...talk about dog pile on that rabbit too.....Raised by wolves alright....

Man u just wrote out the terms and conditions

Godzilla....Bridezilla....Godzookie....are asking...How much is the Gorilla in the window...Who is that Magilla Gorilla? The purple ape....But I thought it was Chuckie, Bride of Chucky, and Seed of Chucky! Gotta ask Peter, Meg, and Stewie Griffin!

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Out of respect.....By the way....I am ok......by the way....thank you....you're welcome ma'am...Have a nice day!

God had no womb when he made things on Earth....Had the help of a certain spider named Charlotte....on a farm.....To donate stem cells...They helped him along the way....That's is why the women were the woo-man....After the procedures they were very beautiful...That is why Uncle Pecos plays guitar and the G-strings (Lyre and Lutes) were popular in the dark ages and midieval times too....Thank you sir....thank you ma'am.

By the way....f**k you too!

Ready set go! Birds and bees or flowers and trees? Uhmm...out of respect....excuse me...Ever go to hell for the hand of a woman? Oh well..Oh..Hi there my friend! How are you..doing well..Thank you sir...thank you ma'am!

Told ya Spongebob likes the G-strings too! And don't scramble those eggs in the pan damnit! I got a few friends too you know.....I know....Thank you sir......Thank you ma'am! By the way Spongebob?..Yes.....I gotta go.....Nice spinning the tunes with ya....All this talk about the birds and bees and sex, drugs, and rock and roll is making me dizzy....me too! Thanks Patrick...Talk to you later.....Thanks.....if two b's as broterhs can get along spinning records and tunes making eggs imagine what two love birds can create...Look! Sugar....spice....and everything nice too....Have a nice day....Thanks Doc....You're welcome sir.....Who are you....Billy and I'm a kid...kids.....don't touch...why? Gotta be 25...Told ya kids to stay away from those easy bake ovens! Must have been all that talk about sex, drugs, and rock and roll..Moss doesn't grow on a rolling stone..I'll remember that too sir. Thank you sir..Thank you ma'am! Chauncy....yes sir? Release some hounds....yes sir....Gotta clear some of the air from some of the bullshit going on around here....Why? Batman needs some batgirls..Why? You never heard of a bat boy in the baseball team? Yeah.....Where the Hell do you think women come from? I dunno.....Boy are you screwed....I guess you never heard of a curve ball or a screwball? Now get on it you fool....Right away! Thank you....Yes sir! :)

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By the way.....What the f**k is this talk about war...I hate it too sir! It was supposed to be a music competion..Sorry...we had to put out that fire during genesis..Oh...ok..Thanks..Now about last night....Told you there was something about Mary my friends..Peace and the lord be with you....and also with you too......Ever go to Hell for the hand of a woman...Better get cracking Spongebob...I know...By the way....Told you Ares had the most beautiful mount airy skies...You leave those women alone or I'll burn you too! Thank you sir....Thank you ma'am!

You need to remember....I beg your pardon....I never promsied you a rose garden...

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Genesis factors.....A petri dish approach for some of us.....All summer in a day....Right Margot....Right!

If two b's can make a chicken egg and make two love birds like a couple love doves imagine how high they could go......It was a friendly music competition.......Not a war....Look! We found him!

Tell 'Doctor Suess' and 'Mother Goose'....Told you the women on Earth would drive the men crazy and he'd like the g-strings too.....Gotta give back to the communities...God had no womb folks! And he never knew about Mary too.....Did he cry? Yes....good! Talk about Hellenistic for some....yep.

That's why Arthur told the chuch he never had a clover of f**k to give the crusaders in the dark ages....Surprised sir? Yep....Thanks my friend Sylvanas.....No problem. They called it 'Cat Scratch Fever'!

I was just a messenger at that time too!

Thank you sir.....thank you ma'am.

Look kids....captain caveman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5fFlI7MFeM

Ready set go...Hey Wendy....yes Peter? Where did we scramble those eggs? Plymoth rock....

YOU SCRAMBLED THOSE FRIGGGIN EGGS ON PLYMOUTH ROCK!?!?!

Yea...sorry I couldn't help myself.....DAmnit! We're screwed! I know...I tried to tell you that making humans was hard work for us birds and bees too Spongebob...but you would'nt listen......Now we see why? You're right....They're cute and a breath of fresh air for us too! Now scramble your own eggs kids! We're tired and we quit this God forsaken job too! Why? There's something about Mary? What? Jesus was a fisherman dude...I know! I caught a beauty too!

Remember spongebob....if it smells like calogne leave it alone....if it smells like salmon keep on slamming.....Thanks! Must have been those Puerto Rican showers on the southern end of the equator....Who said that.....Something about Argentina....Thanks Patricia...no problem!

That's why we all donated stem cells too! Gotta balance the axis of evil around here too you know! Can't keep all those beautiful women to yourselves...Nope...even they liked the Gstrings....said the Mariachi band! Yep! Ralph Marichi folks! Have a nice day!

The problem with chuch and state.....FInally we said...To Hell with this!

ROLL YOUR OWN GSTRING ASSHOLES!

The women came after the man......You respect those women.....Thank you sir.....Thank you ma'am....God was male...sylvanas was female......I am ok.....One day at a time sir.....I agree......Thank you sir.....Thank you ma'am.

Peace and the lord be with you....and also with you.

Thank you sir.....Thank you ma'am.

The other assholes get jealous and forsake you for beatring the eggs in the ground to begin with.....put a bag on your had and attack you when you're not looking too! Now not only do you have to go ot Hell for that hand....you gotta die for it too...That's why they're Charlie's Angels....now they tell us....I said the same thing! Jalousy and rage set in back after they were rolled....why? Remember... Monkey see ....monkey do! Problem is..I promised them the sun moon and stars and the boys never told them because the assholes wanted to rule the universe and never told the ladies we wanted to share it with them too...why? Too quick to judge.....That's why....judge not or ye be judged too....And another reason why the politicans don''t read the bible.....promised hands....I never promised you guys and gals a rose garden either.....so they attack your principles too and tell you to go back ot Hell....and all I say is...Have a nice day....Right Johnny....right! You're a living talking being....instead of a bee.....OMG! Act like one morons! Some people are helping us along the way.....and they don't understand too.....OMG! This is our house too an dmany pitched in to help too.....I know.....Sharing is caring too...But I can't do it all......Thank you.....Thank you sir.....thank you ma'am...One day at a time....Thank you sir....Thank you ma'am.

In my time he never played chess....we worked hard or fought hard for the honor......Sylvanas.....Thank you.....I hope you are ok......me too my friend....

Can I be honest ma'am.....go ahead....I feel that pain sometimes and even cry....Thank you sir.....Thank you ma'am.