I thought it would be funnier if the English got older, more formal, and more verbose as it went on.
What is this supposed to be? It appears to me to be a sort of frankenstein-esque creature made from a cat plush and a caracal. What kind of man would do this? Only a madman! Pardon, let me amend that, only a madman possesed by the evil himself would do this! You must see the picture I am attempting to illustrate here, of the posessed madman hunched over a hideous work-bench. He lacerated the cloth entity with a knife and needle, taking great care to make the cuts clean and broad. The devil himself took the needle and threaded it through the linen-fabric. Yes, th' cath has risen from his inanimatae terroir.
Caption this Meme 