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so true, ancap is cringe

Q: How will property rights be protected in an anarchy?

A (Dishonest/confused ancap): Uhh… there will be voluntary councils of… decisionmakers… like arbitrators… but NOT judges… NO law and NO ability to enforce their judgments… but… people will decide to use them and voluntarily abide by their decisions anyway because… uhh…

A (honest ancap): You’ll shoot your neighbor in his face and take his shit. And then you’ll get shot by your other neighbor. Unless you shoot everyone first.

Should probably get a monopoly on violence in order to fully secure your property.

You just invented the concept of government bro. I think this will help our society progress past the pre-tribal stage. You want a scholarship?

No no, it's not the "government" we're living in an "anarchy" bro.

Ohhh my god I feel like such an idiot. I’m so slow on the uptake