Dude! Seriously. You Know What Guys Are Like. Just Going On A Date With The Wrong One Could Get You Tortured And Killed

SOME OF YOU ARE GOOD GUYS. SOME OF YOU ARE VIOLENT. SOME OF YOU ARE CHILD MOLESTERS, SEXUAL DEVIANTS, SELFISH JERKS, MOMMA'S BOYS, WIFE BEATERS, RAPISTS, ANIMAL ABUSERS AND MURDERERS; WHEN A GUY ASKS US OUT WE HAVE MERE SECONDS TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE GOING TO HURT US; SO LIGHTEN UP IF WE HESITATE TO NOTICE YOUR OBVIOUS GREATNESS