ALL THOSE MILLIONAIRE LEFTIST CLIMATE CHANGE ACTIVISTS FLYING AROUND THE WORLD WITH THEIR FUEL GUZZLING JETS IS NOT HARMING THE WORLD -- BECAUSE NOTHING IS EVER WRONG WHEN LEFTISTS DO IT. BUT NOW US LEFTIST-LOYAL SCIENTISTS KNOW BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHAT HEAVILY CONTRIBUTES TO CLIMATE CHANGE. THE STANDARD CUP OF COFFEE USES TOO MUCH WATER, USES TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY TO BOIL SAID WATER, AND NEEDS ENVIRONMENTALLY HARMFUL FILTERS DURING THE PROCESS. THAT'S IT! YOU WOKE WHACKO LEFTISTS HAVE FINALLY GONE TOO DAMN FAR BLAMING CLIMATE CHANGE ON MY DESIGNER COFFEE ADDICTION! I'M GOING TO BECOME A CONSERVATIVE!
