Kiley: uhm....
Robert: well....

Kenjito(left): you don't have to

Robert:well i gess we can, just if its not the slow dance
Kiley: yeah!

Desperado(right): *purring*

(do they have genders?)

(both male)

*pop music comes on*
Kiley:oh its my favorite song!

Celestia: *looks at the both of them in major confusion* um...ok, 1. you just committed social suicide, 2. how do you expect me to do that? *leans back in her wheelchair*

Kenjito(left): what

Celestia: You two are cool and people like you. I'm the crippled outcast

Desperado: lies

Celestia: 0-0 what, that I'm crippled or that I'm an outcast?

Desperado: the entire thing

Celestia: 0-0 . . . . B1tch I'm in a fvcking wheelchair

Kenjito: and? >^nwn^<

Celestia: 0-0 MY LEGS DON'T WORK!

Desperado: and? >^nwn^<

Celestia: I can't tell if you two are dense of mocking me right now

Desperado: Kenjito's a little dense, i'm just going along with it, plus why not

Celestia: . . . . y'all are d1cks, you know that?

Kenjito: sorry

Celestia: *stonily* you really should watch what comes out of your mouths *pulls out dagger* now go dance with someone else or stop being d1cks

(* r e w b a c k s a w a y a l i t t l e . . . * ) i ' m s o r r y , b u t i c a n ' t d a n c e . . . .

Leo: sure

Kenjito(left): *happy*

Leo: *smiles*

Aries- uh

Desperado(right): you don't have to

Aries- eh you now what sure.

Kenjito(left): *happy*

Aries- *smiles* but I'm not the best at dancing

Kenjito: who cares

Aries- uh ok

Devon: (he is 9) no

Sage:sure!

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Umbreon: yeah sure, I could use a laugh.

*you hear a crash*

U: what in the-

*somebody's tangled in the chandelier*

Desperado: AGAIN KIRA!

How in the name of Christ did you do that.

Kira: i don't know

*concern*

Kira: i'm fine, don't worry

You sure?

Desperado: this happens alot

Fuking how?

Kira: i can't control my powers

*le sigh* hold on... *teleports up and grabs Kira*

Kira: thanks

Your welcome dumbass

Kira: *phases through the floor*

What the f**k bro.

Kira: that's how i get stuck

Imma pull really hard.

Kira: don't *pulls himself out*

Oh thank god, I did not want to have to reattach an arm today.

Kira: ok

U: so... care t explain?

Kira: i can phase through things

Neat. Anyone else have powers?

Kira: my whole family

U: cool, I'm a mage, and an enderman.

Desperado: we're mixed breeds

I'm a fusion, not a mixed breed. But I've met a few mixed breeds.

Desperado: heck we don't even know what kinda creature created mom

U: I have a nephew whose genealogy confuses everyone.

Kira: chill

U: yeah.

Kenjito: *purring*

U: I'm getting flashbacks to my nephews boyfriend.

Kenjito: *curious kitty boy*

U: he's a neko.

Desperado: all three of us are

U: well he's also part siren so enchanted voice.

Kenjito: *some how walking on the ceiling*

U: this is fine.

Kira: it's probably not

U: I don't know how you guys work!

Kira: i don't either

U: so...

Kenjito: yeah

U: about that dance?

Desperado: yeah?

U: I agreed to the offer.

Desperado: *offers his hand to you*

U: thanks.

Desperado: *purring softly*

U: do you know how to dance?

Desperado: yeah

U: good, cause I'm pretty big, literally. (This whole time he appeared 6'5)

Desperado: i could tell

U: I'm much taller than this trust me.

Desperado: who said i'm not

U: heh, taller than 9'10? Sure bud.

Desperado: not that tall

U: knew it.

Desperado: r00d

U: *laughs*

Desperado: *purring*

U: have you ever played an instrument?

Desperado: yeah

U: near, which one?

Desperado: guitar

Neat, i play guitar and most other string instruments.

Desperado: Kira plays just about everything

U: nice. Now I want to sing.

Desperado: do you know the song snowman?

No, but I know one called big iron.

Desperado: i don't think i know that one

U: Marty Robins, made an appearance on the Mojave radio in fallout new Vegas, I memorized the song.

Desperado: *confused*

U: doesnt matter.

Desperado: *quiet*

U: *guiding desperado in a rather well guided way*

Desperado: *happy*

U: its a mark of my power.

Desperado: *confused*

(WAIT F**K< WRONG RP WITH DESPERADO)

(it's ok)

(AAAAAA)

(should i scream too)

(E)

Desperado: are you ok?

U: yeah im fine.

Desperado: *smiles softly*