Star Wars Yoda

Hm, ha, hm hm hm ha, hm hm ha, hm hm hm ha, hm hm ha, hm hm hm ha, hm STOP! Put me down.

One day you when you are older…you will get hit by a boulder, while your lying there screaming come help please the seagulls mmm

Glad to see a reference to this.

One day, I found a big log, and when I rolled the log over there was a tiny little stick. And I was like "That log had a child"

yeh