A MAN'S CAR BROKE DOWN NEAR A FARM...THE MAN WENT TO THE FARMER AND ASKED FOR SHELTER; THE FARMER SAID "WELL YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN IF YOU DON'T MIND THE ANIMALS"; FARMER CAME IN NEXT MORNING AND ASKED "HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?"; MAN REPLIED "HOW WAS MY NIGHT? DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THE MOST AMAZING ANIMALS?"; FARMER SAID "WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT BOY"? THE MAN SAID "WELL YOU HAVE A TALKING PIG"; FARMER SAID "GET OUTTA HERE"; MAN ASKED THE PIG "HEY PIG, HOW DOES THE FARMER TREAT YOU? PIG SAID "HE TREATS ME PRETTY WELL."...FARMER WAS ECSTATIC "HOT DAMN I GOT ME A TALKING PIG!"; "NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE A TALKING PIG, YOU HAVE A TALKING COW...HEY COW, HOW DOES THE FARMER TREAT YOU?"; "HE TREATS ME PRETTY GOOD!"...FARMER CRIED OUT, "DAMN GOT ME TALKING PIG AND A COW!"; "IT GETS BETTER, YOU ALSO HAVE A TALKING SHEEP"; THE FARMER YELLED "THE SHEEP LIES!!!"
