Joke RP, obviously.

Man a little Clorox would go good with this

*I start cleaning my windows*

Bob: ah look a delicious cup of helicopter *doesn’t drink the windex*

*drinks*

Oh look a bottle of Windex!

*chugs the bottle*

*AGGRESSIVE SLURPING NOISES*

*It tastes like... chemicals.*

EVEN BETTER *HEIGHTENED AGGRESSIVE SLURPING NOISES*

*You... die. There's a screen in front of you.*
'You drank the Windex and were poisoned. Try again?
>Yes
>No'

>Yes

*You wake up in the same room, the same bottle of Windex in front of you. This time, however, it feels like someone's watching you.*

Chuggs

*A voice echoes out of nowhere*
"You really haven't learned your lesson, huh, kid?"

Eats the bottle once its empty

"Go***mnit."

Burp

Funtime Freddy: HEY BON BON! DRINK THIS BOTTLE TO RND YOUR OWN LIFE!

Me: mmm yes, the nice refreshing taste of bleach and my loss of dignity
(My friend told me to do this XD)

*Do you drink it?*

Me: eh, why not? I don’t like my dignity anyways
*I drink it*

*It tastes like... chemicals.*

Me: the best taste
(I’m having my friend decide my actions)

(lmaoooooo)
*You... die. There's a screen in front of you.*
'You drank the Windex and were poisoned. Try again?
>Yes
>No'

>yes

*You wake up in the same room, the same bottle of Windex in front of you. This time, however, it feels like someone's watching you.*

Me: oh yay more of my dignity destroyed!

*A voice echoes out of nowhere*
"Hi, Avery! You're in a simulation programmed by me! Welcome to the WINDEX DRINKING SIM! And the moral of the story, kids, is, don't drink Windex!"

Me: f**k the moral im drinking it anyways
*drinks it again*

"Avery, don't, you're going to die again. Goddammit."

Me: im fine with that

"Alright, I'll just move you onto the next level."
*You wake up on your couch, as if it was just a bad dream... And there are two cups on the coffee table in front of you, both filled with some sort of blue liquid. Two empty bottles are next to them. One is a Windex spray bottle, the other is Cool Blue Gatorade.*

Me: *drinks both of them*

"Oh my god. AVERY. WHAT THE F**K."

Me: you're giving me what I want! death and blue gatorade

"What the f**k."

Me: I know how to pick the right one but this is a choice so I choose my own way

"I haven't finished the simulation. Well, you win, I guess."

Me: Yes!

*SLURP* mmmm, Gatorade

*It tastes like... chemicals.*

Mmmm, yummy *ded*

*You die. There's a screen in front of you.*
'You drank the Windex and were poisoned. Try again?
>Yes
>No'

>no

*A voice echoes out of nowhere*
"So you've given up, huh?"

I wanted to die

"Oh. Well, uhm... You're kind of stuck in a simulation. That I created."

Y tho?

"To teach people not to drink Windex."

*drinks it* ah yes chemicals! Now it's time to die!

*It tastes like... chemicals.*

Aries- hmm chemicals... interesting. Oh wait chlorine by twenty one pilots!