lettuce

Lettuce do as we please. Not that i'd ever find a vegetable funny, but you shouldn't carrot all about other people's upvotes. And not to squash your momentum, but raging about lettuce upvotes only to beg for upvotes for your new memes is unraisinably sneaky. But that's just my oponion before a spelling police tries to lord over me, 'they are puns moron.'

Yay! I disgusted someone!

These puns are atrocious.

I'll admit they were a bit corny.

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that was another pun, wasnt it...

No...

good idea

This is true, foolish people with no sense of humor are getting upvotes for no good reason, I think there are too many children on this website