Soooooooo... do you believe me now?

haha

I have several bodies of 5 year olds in my baesment

I only have one in my freezer but I'm gonna buy more on Ebay. hehe ;)

You can buy some from me, i set up a farm near my base

Do you have like a website where you can ship them to me? Or do I have to go there in person?

You have to come in person, im still working on getting the website up and running

Oh, ok. where is it?

The farm is at the local primary school, i'll let you take some for free

Alright! I'll be there at 5:00pm tonight! Thanks!

No problem

mwahaha

Hmmmm

hehe

Why would anyone think having the body of a have year old is cool- 💀

it's just a meme.

Ok

Well she didn’t lie

yup. lol

??

do you get it?

No I'm brain dead

oh, I'll explain it. So he tells his date that he has the body of a five year old (he actually has the dead "body" of the five year old) and putting a dead body in a freezer makes it so the process of decomposition very slow.

So hopefully now you get it.

OHHH

:)

I also have the body of a five year old in my freezer

Good

lol

one of my favorite memes so far

mine too!

my guy!!! So funny i almost choked on thin air!!

*chokes on thin air*

Lol

hehe