I hope she's just hairy and not another dude in chick's clothing

🙉

"First, I burn out her inner ears with a hot iron, so she cannot hear me. Then I pull out her tongue so she can't talk back."

"You left her eyes intact..."

"Of course! Half the fun is the look on what's left of her face when she sees what's coming next!"

"Why did you amputate her limbs?"

"Because I'm a fxcking monster, genius."

I'll see your 7 psychopaths and raise you 8 heads in a duffel bag

Dying is easy. It's the being alive part that's killing me.