Server: "Ma'am, suffering abuse from well-meaning if misguided patrons falls outside the scope of my role here as a server. I just asked if you'd like your salad tossed or with dressing on the side."
SJK: "Reeeeeee!"
Server: "Look, I've got other tables to wait on, I'll check back after you've calmed down."
[later]
SJK: "Your manager told me I was welcome to stay provided I didn't spread my taint to the other customers. I'm triggered! I choose when and where to spread my taint, and if the patriarchy doesn't like it then that's their damn problem!"
Server: "I'm more concerned about the small children close enough to witness the moral and healthcode violations of you spreading your taint on the dining patio of our family restaurant."
