Make me blush

Love action Jafar

Live***

Are you the metal part in the seatbelt on a sunny day because damn your hot

20/100 I’ve had way too many “hot” pickup lines

I have gone through more pain than hell because I touched that part

Lol same

*Looks at you with inquisitive intent*

lol
I searched it up
80/100

Thanks!

You’re so hot that u remind me of the bodies I just incinerated by throwing them in my backyard.
(I live in Australia)

80/100 if it weren’t that creepy-

Yay

(search up the meaning of inquisitive)

Oki

damn are you a car in australia because you're too hot

20/100
Not bad, not bad

Hang on, I’mma go complain to Spodify real quick. Gotta ask them why in the frick they didn’t make you this weeks hottest single. BRB—

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers

*confuzzled*

No? Ok ;-;

Wait I explain it

*wait explain it

I basically asked if you are an angel, because I'm allergic to feathers, I basically called you an angel

80/100

:D!

*exists*

Lol
60/100

Heh

Lol

Ur enough

1000000000000/100