how much gay sex do y’all have if not r y’all virgins

LMAOO

Kai: No.
Cory: We're all virgins.
Caleb: Why the hell are you asking anyway?

HMU 1-800FWMEEEE I LOVE VIRGINS I LOVE LINE FINE YELLOW BONE VIRGINS HMUU

Cory: I'm calling the police.

FWMEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHH

*traps them in my basement* AHHGGHGG

Cory: *pulls out his phone* I'll dial the number.

*breaks it* BUUSS DAT BUSSY WIDEEEE

please don't make porn of them

🗣 F**K‼️‼️

How to get over a lost friend

Caleb: Bro.
Cory: There's no way you're still talking about this.
Kai: GET A LIFE ALREADY.

Nah it's someone else now

Cory: Who is it this time?

Corrupt

All 3: Damn. That sucks.

Ikr

PURPLE GUY

THE MAN BEHIND THE-

Disorder

What's your opinion on him?

Kai: Sqiwer.
Cory: Quinnard.
Caleb: Squimblard.

SHIT WIND TORTELLINI HAS COMMITTED KMS

All 3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CORY!!!!
CAN I HOLD CALEB LIKE HE'S A POTATO

Caleb: Wha-
Cory: Yes.

*slowly turns to face caleb*

Caleb: Wait, no no no no no no no no no no-
Cory: Do it.
Kai: ?

*slides over to caleb like a slab of concrete being dragged across steel*

Caleb: Wh-what are you doing-
Cory: Do it. Grab him.

*grabs caleb and holds him like a potato*
kai how long are your socks

Caleb: :(
Kai: Yes.

*takes kai's socks and puts them on caleb's limbs*

Caleb: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

shut the f**k up before i throw you out the window and send you catboy five pebbles i found on deviantart

Caleb: :(

are you dudes aware that one day you will have to repent for your sins and god will not be so merciful?

Caleb: ...Huh?
Cory: Why would you...
Kai: God is no match for me. I- I mean- uh- huh?

what was that kai ? ?

Kai: N-nothing, nothing at all! :)

oh okay then

kai do you own thigh highs

Kai: Wha- why would I-
Cory: He does.
Kai: CORY NO-

I knew he was fruity . .. . .

Caleb: Yeah. Yeah he is.
Kai: GUYS STOP,