He’s not wrong

Same, but I luckily captured all the prison guards and escaped, now the prison guards are getting tortured in my basement.

I can walk in ice which is 100% water therefore I am 100% Jesus

You are so enlightening! I didn’t know until I saw this meme that I was 72% Jesus. You are truly doing the lord’s work.

AYOOO. I POSTED THIS FIRST

Proof?

proof. there ya go

Link?

fine. imgflip.com/i/6jr5yo

ok that is proof.

see? EVERYONE. I POSTED THIS FIRST

Jesus is 100% Jesus

Jesus can walk on water

I can walk on Jesus

Therefore I am 100% jesus

Jesus can walk on water

Ice is 100% water

I can walk on ice

Therefore I am Jesus

wrong

Ice contains a lot of air and carbon dioxide bubbles so it isn't pure water

If I walk on 2 adults who are both 60% water am I 120% Jesus?

No, but if you walk on a pregnant woman you are ;)

First I tries turning it into a 1971 Chateauneuf Du Pape