Roast me !!!

You are the exact reason why Soap and other stuff that cleans exist.

you have eyes and so do I and all I see is a dirty rock I only like you fried never rousted but you just got r r rosted

Boy, your so weak you make me look like Darth Tater compared to you. Your nothing but a pile of mashed potatoes lying there waiting to be eaten

Satisfied?

In the oven?